‘EPISODE VII’ takes place 30 YEARS after ‘JEDI.’ Sort of figured?

Star Wars.

In what is “news” (that I am covering and thereby PERPETUATING LIKE A PIECE OF CRAP), Disney has announced that Episode VII is going to take place 30 years after the events of Jedi. Well! They certainly couldn’t say it was six years after. I mean, after all — the original actors look like they’re either fucking models for adult diapers or warning labels against doing drugs as a youth. Chewed-up meat lookin’ motherfuckers.

A new Star Wars film is getting closer by the day, and Lucasfilm and Disney have just announced some new information on the status of the production. Episode VII — co-written and directed by J.J. Abrams — is set to begin shooting this May at Pinewood Studios in London. For the first time, however, the team is giving an indication of what fans can expect to see when the film hits theaters in 2015. According to today’s release, it will take place 30 years after Return of the Jedi, which capped off the original Star Warstrilogy, and “will star a trio of new young leads along with some very familiar faces.”

The latter reference is no doubt a nod to what has been rumored for months: that Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill could return to the franchise to reprise their roles as Han Solo, Leia Organa, and Luke Skywalker. Jedi came out in 1983, just over 30 years ago, which would bring the ages of the older actors and their characters right into alignment. As for that new trio of leads, casting rumors have been running rampant, with Adam Driver (Girls) recently named as a likely candidate to play the villain. None of the casting information has been confirmed just yet, but with May the 4th — unofficially known as “Star Wars day” — and San Diego Comic-Con coming up, we wouldn’t be surprised to see some very big announcements made before the end of summer. [The Verge]

What is pretty dope is the House of Mouse, Lightsabers and Captain America’s announcement that there is a new trio of leads that shall be starring in the flick. Can we get an “Amen”?! followed up with a booming, “Pass the fucking torch!”