I have to admit. I thought the Knights of the Ren were going to, you know, be in Episode VII. After all the hype surrounding them. Who knows, hopefully they’ll be featured in Episode VIII. And maybe they’ll get their own spin-off movie. I guess.
Fuck, this movie is too far away.
Bless the Maker, the time is nearly upon us. It officially became Star Wars Month for me when the clock struck midnight.
Don’t forget. The Force Awakens ain’t just the return of Star Wars, its the kick-off for the annual extraction of Forceful dollars from all of us Star Wars fanboys. And while there are anthology movies coming and such, it’s the “Skywalker Saga” that is the beefiest proposition for me. And just as Episode VII looms, the Episode VIII script has been finished.
Of course I futzing watched this new international trailer, replete with new footage. I have no goddamn willpower! And let me tell you — it’s futzing!!! amazing. Hiding even the video under the jump in case the video thumbnail ain’t something you want to see.
Man. I got myself fucking Force Awakens tickets. Literally possess them. The movie is next month. And I can’t fucking wait. But Disney keeps enticing me to be more PUMPED and more JACKED and perhaps even “SWOLE” as the kids say (what’s swole in this case? Obviously my dong), with shit like this: character posters.