‘UNCHARTED 4’ game director leaves NAUGHTY DOG for Riot Games. Exodus++

Uncharted.

Sweet Jesus Christ, seems like every big name game director-producer-creative-mind is leaving their post. Mayhaps the Big Budget Grindfest Windmill of Corporate Pressure’s juice ain’t worth the squeeze for many anymore. The latest departure is the Talented Bro Guy who was running Uncharted 4‘s existence.

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Cosplay: Aela the Huntress from ‘SKYRIM’ slaying my heart.

Huntress.

Been a second since the Space-Ship has transmitted. It being the weekend and all, why don’t we start our re-connection with some lovely cosplay?

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‘X-Files’ creator Chris Carter developing AREA 51 show for AMC.

Chris Carter.

How long after a creator’s pinnacle moment is it fair to still get excited about them? Or is it prudent? The adolescent fanboy in me is really excited that Chris Carter is doing a show based on Area 51. But then I count the years since I’ve given a fuck about anything he’s done and realize I should probably not get too excited.

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‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES’ Trailer: A Totally Tubular Bowel Movement!

TMNT.

Nothing is sacred, especially our childhoods. Plastic face’d Megan Fox. Slap-ass plastic Ninja Turtles. ‘Splosions.

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ASTEROID in our solar system GOT A RING SYSTEM.

Pretty.

Goddamn solar system, man. Goddamn space. Always dropping nipple-tightening new nuggets of awesomeness on the general populace. I mean, a fucking asteroid in our solar system has got rings? Fucking radical.

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Jake Johnson of ‘NEW GIRL’ lands a ‘JURASSIC WORLD’ role. F**k yeah.

Jake Johnson.

Jurassic World ain’t playing fair. It knows I’m middling at best when it comes to the movie. So it keeps stacking the fucking cast with people I adore. First Chris Pratt, and now they’re rolling out my other Spirit Animal? Jake Johnson? God dammit.

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‘JUPITER ASCENDING’ Trailer: Science-Fiction Absurd Core?

Jupiter Ascending.

I don’t even know what the fuck to think about Jupiter Ascending. Like…every time I see new promotional materials for the movie  my only thought is “how the fuck did this get made?” It looks equal parts expensive, absurd, intriguing, horrible, terrifying, confusingly erotic, and entertaining. I desperately want it either to be a) good, or b) so bad I can laugh while enjoying the visuals.

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YOU JEST?! – ‘COMMUNITY’ movie could be happening. Justin Lin may direct.

Annie approved.

…and in that moment, “Six seasons and a movie” no longer seemed like fan-propelled (including yours truly!) balderdash. A Community movie may be really-seriously-holy-fucking-shit happening. Or not. ‘Cause rad things seem to seldom happen to this show. But then fucking improbable things happen! Like Harmon returning. IDFK.

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Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (3.26.14) – Beyoncè and other Heralds of Galactus

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Welcome once again to BTFC, the one place you need to check before hitting the LCS, Comixology app, torrent site, or the great comic book black markets that reside in the backrooms of White Castles all across the continent.  The rules here are simple:  I’ll run down the list of what I’m grabbing, on the condition that you tell me what you’re picking up in the comments below.  This week brings an absolute shotgun blast of talent to the stands – from relative newcomers like Ales Kot and Simon Roy, to industry titans like Neil Gaiman, Mike Allred, and Paul Pope.  So fill the tub up halfway, hit the jump, and let’s get started, shall we?

A full list of this week’s titles can be found HERE.

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Disney buys YouTube network MAKER STUDIOS. THEY WILL ASSIMILATE EVERYTHING.

THE ASSIMILATION MACHINE.

Okay, Disney. You know even like forty years ago you were called a Bastion of Cultural Imperialism by some. But now you’re just like shrugging and being like “lol, dig this you Socialist fucks.” Just buying, buying, buying up everything in pop culture landscape. ABC, ESPN, Marvel, Star Wars. Now significant YouTube networks? We get it.

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