REG E. CATHEY cast in ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ as Dr. Franklin Storm.

REG E. CATHEY.

Fantastic Four has found its fantastically stormy father of Sue and Johnny. Does that sentence make sense? What is sense, anyways? Let’s drink! Seriously though, cool news. Reg E. Cathey has been cast as Dr. Franklin Storm.

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New ‘UNREAL TOURNAMENT’ is coming! Will be free! Developed with fans!

Unreal Tournament!

The gaming world is a weird one these days. Huge creators leaving their Triple A nests by the dozen. Virtual Reality headsets offering promises of glorious tentacle-gape (to me) and billion-person MMOs. A famous franchise like Unreal Tournament being revived. For free! As a fan collaboration.

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Cosplay: This Silk Spectre Is Latex Smooth

Silky.

Latex! Who Watches the Latex Women?! Me! I stare at them! Scribbling notes. Furiously. Oh I don’t really know what I’m talking about, okay? Okay?! Fuck you! Enjoy this cosplay.

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‘COMMUNITY’ cancelled. Five seasons and a heartbreak?

Community season 5.

Well, what has seemed inevitable more than once has come to pass. Community has been given the axe by the NBC brass.

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ABC RENEWS ‘AGENTS OF SHIELD.’ Plus! ‘AGENT CARTER’ greenlit!

Agents of SHIELD.

Fuck yeah! Agents of SHIELD has slowly become my most anticipated show of every week, starting right around its glorious integration with The Winter Soldier. Seeing what heights the show can hit, I was going to be pretty disappointed if it didn’t get a chance to continue on with its merry self. My fears?! Evaporated! Oh! And Agent fucking Carter! Coming to our television!

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Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (5.07.14) Spider-Man and the Rebirth of Cool

Ultimate Spider-Man

Welcome back, friends!  This week we keep it short, sweet, and to the very simple point:  buy these few flippin comics and the rest of your week goes by smoothly and without trouble.  Your grades will improve, perhaps a promotion at work, your sex life becomes blog-worthy, and strangers stop you to comment on your newfound swagger.  You’ll feel like a new person, and for just the price of a few funnybooks.  Sound too good to be true?  Maybe so, but necessity is the mother of reinvention, and like the books recommended this week prove, sometimes looking at old stories in a new way can turn the stagnant into the vibrant, and the once-lame into the new-cool.

Head inside to see what I’m talking about!

(And check out the full list of comics dropping this week right HERE).

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Official ‘GOTHAM’ Trailer: War Comes To Sad City

Gotham!

It’s the trailer for Gotham! War is coming to the perpetually Dank, Dreary City! Little Bruce Wayne is sniffling! Poison Ivy hangs out with plants! That’s uh, that’s my take on the trailer. What do you folks think?

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Here’s a poster for Nolan’s ‘INTERSTELLAR’, plus trailer news

interstellar-poster

I have no fucking idea what to make of Interstellar. The original teaser gave nothing, purported plot leaks have something to do with a fucking corn crisis, and it stars my hero Rustin Cohle. So I’m excited, confused, moderately aroused. Business as usual. Here’s the first poster for the flick though, and some information about the upcoming trailer.

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Cosplay: FEMALE GREEN LANTERN lights up my day. PUNZPUNZ

Green Lantern!

ALL THE SHITTY PUNZ!!! Seriously though, this is some wonderful Green Lantern cosplay. Especially given, you know, my *ahem* bodysuit fetish.

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‘DESTINY’ cost Activision $500 MILLI. HALF A F**KIN BILLION

DESTINY

Yeah, so. Like. Activision is-spending-will-spend-has-spent fucking $500 million on Destiny? Good luck with that, guys. Like, I’m buying the game. I know a lot of people who are buying the game. But recouping that sort of cheddar? Uhhh. Here’s looking at the long game, it seems.

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