TARANTINO wants to CUT ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’ into extended miniseries.
As much as I loved Django Unchained, it was not without its pacing problems. Primarily like, the last hour or whatever the fuck. So if Quentin Tarantino wants to go back and fatten her up, I’m game. The idea that he would want to split it up into a miniseries? Intriguing.
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ELEKTRA POSTER by Craig Drake for Mondo is a slice of awesome.
A SLICE! OF AWESOME! Cause she uses katanas! Wakka, wakka, wakka! No seriously. But print by Craig Drake is definitely-totally already sold out (I assume) at Mondo. So bask upon its glory here.
Weekend Open Bar: Stuff Your Mouth With Meat (Memorial Day Redux)
Hey fuckers! This is Weekend Open Bar. The 48-hour+ column where anything goes! Your one-stop chance to spout off about how The Illuminati is throwing games of Titanfall, comment on a show you’re marathoning this weekend, or post pictures of your genitals.
‘GODZILLA’ director GARETH EDWARDS helming first ‘STAR WARS’ STANDALONE FLICK
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AT STOP & SHOP WITH NEWS LIKE THIS BREAKING? One minute I leave the house. Then I’m on my phone AND STAR WARS-SHIT IS BLOWING UP. Had to punch an old lady in the kidney to get through the doors faster. FART IN A FUCKING LITTLE KID’S FACE to cut the self-checkout. But here I am. Telling you this: Gareth Edwards is in charge of the first Star Wars movie. NOW CAN I COOK MY FUCKING BROCCOLI? Edwards? Love or hate Godzilla, he has a gorgeous eye. The writer for this standalone flick? Fucking gross.
‘MOOD INDIGO’ US Release Trailer: Finally the surrealism comes stateside
I feel like I’ve been talking about this movie fucking forever. Plugging it before I was engaged, before I lived in my current apartment, before I got my teaching job. Jesus Christ. Well, I’m fucking glad! Enough about me. Let’s hold hands and delve into the surreal beauty together. Pants optional.
Opinions Vary: Building Character
Character actors are the backbone of Hollywood. They do most of the heavy lifting; get little of the pay and almost none of the notoriety. That last one might be a blessing though. Anyway they are the unsung heroes of movies and television. So here’s my shout out to my favorite character actor.
‘EVOLVE’ bringing monster mayhem this OCTOBER
Fuck yes! Don’t despair, fellow owners of next-generational consolation machinery. This Fall is stacking up to to be the meaty-dong thrust that we’ve been anticipating. Eyes hungry, gamer-holes eager. The latest to line-up for the Autumnal wallet gangbang is Evolve.
MICHEL FIFFE’S ‘COPRA’ getting COLLECTION in September.
Copra is one of resident Johnny Hotsauce’s favorite comic books. And I’ve made no secret about my desire to get into the jam. Jackknife powerbomb into the middle of the narrative-art orgy that is the title. The only problem? Since the jam is self-published, and I’m really lazy, I haven’t been able to get my paws on the Copra. But that appears to be changing in September. COLLECTION GET.
ZeniMax is taking OCULUS VR to court. If only Oculus had a rich backer.
We’ve reported before on ZeniMax being a bit pissed at some of their tech being ninja’d as John Carmack left the company for Oculus. Now they pissed. Talking court. Go ahead, ZeniMax. Take Oculus VR to court. Motherfuckers are owned by Facebook, which means to me that they’re pretty much comfortable sitting in a court room and farting on piles of cash for as long as it takes. But hey, I’ll bring the popcorn. Slap fight for a bit. The world is watching.
