More ‘Episode VII’ Leakage: Peep Han Solo’s costumes in the flick
When it leaks, it pours! Or so I say when I pass out under the computer chair with a bladder full of Diet Dew. After awhile, wiping up your own fluids off the linoleum becomes uncomfortable easy. But uh! Anyways. Episode VII‘s EPICENTER got itself some mega-leakage today, too. Hot off the Glazed Nips of seeing some Stormtrooper helmet designs comes a look at Han Solo’s garb.
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‘Destiny’ Gameplay Trailer: To the Red Planet we go!
I didn’t want to like Destiny. Actively sort of wanted to dislike it, because it isn’t Borderlands and I have well-documented emotional problems. But man. Ever since the fucking beta, I have been sweating it hard. So lay off my dick, Bungie. Stop dropping these trailers. Making things swell. And other bits throb.
‘Episode VII’ News: These are maybe the new Stormtrooper helmets
Yeehaw! Here’s the latest batch of Episode VII non-news! Some internet website Indie Revolver is claiming that they’ve acquired looks at the new iterations of the classic Stormtrooper helmet. Maybe they’re right! Maybe they’re wrong. In either case, they’re after the jump.
Weekend Open Bar: 5ive Years In A Lifetime
It’s Friday! Friday! Friday! Which is probably less exciting to me. Being on semester break. Funny thing about weekends when you’re unemployed. They don’t quite mean so much, except you get to hang out with all your working friends. But none the less! Fun shall be had. By me. Food shall be consumed. By me. And I’m going to frequent this goddamn insane column, Weekend Open Bar.
The Sega Genesis is 25 years-old today. My life is being blast-processed.
Good god, where is the time going? The Sega Genesis turned 25 years-old today, and its birthday reminds me of my favorite console war. Don’t get me wrong, I love them all. But there was something about the BLAST-PROCESSING POWERED XTREME SONIC versus the old, dumpy, but proven Super Mario Bruh.
‘Community’ Season 6 Teaser: Where We’re Going We Don’t Need Ratings
Yahoo has dropped a teaser for the sixth season of Community. It’s essentially a hodgepodge of clips from the show’s past, but that should be enough for you. It should be enough! Man. I can’t believe this show lives. Coolcoolcool.
WB got writers working on *two* competing ‘Aquaman’ scripts
How is this for faith in your writers? Warner Bruhs got themselves two writers working on two different competing Aquaman scripts. Just keep throwing the fucking spaghetti at the wall, guys. Some of it is bound to stick. I mean…right?
‘World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor’ dropping Nov. 13
The next World of Warcraft expansion, Warlord of Draenor has gotten itself a release date. November 13! The game is arriving just in time for the sun to set early, the wind to cut briskly, and the gamers to huddle within their domiciles away from the cruel weather.
‘Captain America 3’ writer wants MODOK in a flick. Doesn’t expect it to happen.
Is this news? Or nah? Probably not news. But it’s still fun to think about the potential odd-as-fuck-villains that Marvel may be able to get away with in future movies. Now that Guardians of the Galaxy has demonstrated that our Collective Pop Culture Psyche has been widened to the point of oddity. I mean — give us MODOK. We can handle it.
Cosplay: This Rogue from ‘X-Men’ steals my power of thought
Like, not literally. I mean, did I even have any power of thought? But I can’t think while gazing at this righteousness. Because the entire get-up is heeled, spandex-wonder. Threatening to snap synapses at their base and spit them into the void.
