‘Supergirl’ TV show heading to CBS. AllSupeheroesAllTheTime
CBS is getting into the fucking superhero television game. (Unless they already have, and the three-seconds I spent trying to figure out if they have wasn’t enough.) The station with Big Bang Theory Nerd Blackface is now going to get its own legitimate Kryptonian. Woo?
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Weekend Open Bar: nachos.
Welcome, friends! To the pub at the end of the Internet’s Leaking Maw. The most Open of Bars where we come together every weekend. To mourn those who didn’t make it through the Existential Thresher. To cry on the shoulder of those who did, about, well…anything, really.
‘Deadpool’ movie with Ryan Reynolds f**king greenlit! Winter 2016
That Deadpool test footage we were all getting juicy in the groin over seems to have done its job. After years of talkin’ about the fucking adaptation as though it were the White Whale, Deadpool is finally getting a movie. Officially and shit.
Killer Art: Joaquin Phoenix as Doctor Strange
AndrewSS straight killing it with this fan art. Like, I was already sold. Now I’m jacked+pumped, and trying to douse a magical circle in Diet Dew and summon Cthulhu. Hit the jump for the full glory.
Watch: First official video of ‘Episode VII’ Millennium Falcon…and the Batmobile
Jar Jar Abrams and Baddie Robotz have revealed the first official video glimpse of the Millennium Falcon from Episode VII. And as a little bonus, there’s a cameo from the fuckin’ Batmobile. It’s the latest batch of glad-handing and mutual masturbation between Snyder, Abrams, and their mutual mega-movies.
‘Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’ dropping in 2015
Kojima has confirmed that MGS5 is dropping next year. It’s the latest in a slew of confirmations for 2015. Phew. At least we know when this console generation is actually getting started. A bit touch and go there for a while. The Powers That Be had us thinking 2014, but one by one the big titles pulled out. Leaving us with bullshit half-fried up-ports like Watch_Douche and Destiny: Halo Unevolved.
Graphic novel sales up 10% this year in bookstores. READ THEM TRADES, BRUH
Yeah okay so I’m not a financialogist or whatever and I can’t read the inner sanctums of the economic markets and shit. So when I hear that graphic novel sales are up 10% at book stores, I can’t really analyze the actual repercussions. So I’m just going to celebrate the surface level victory.
OMEGA-LINKS: Episode VIII, Bustin’ Ghosts, Bustin’ Wallets
Every once in a while I feel the need to do a cleansing, uncontrollable purge of my RSS reader’s “Saved for Later” folder. Today is the day, folks! Open your mouths, close your eyes, and thank whatever Deity you subscribe to. In this edtion we got some Rian Johsnon on Episode VIII love, pulsating stars, space-suits, Amazon buyin’ shit, and more.
‘Final Fantasy XV’ TGS Trailer: Cool Cars & Big Swords
Final Fantasy XV is weird, man. Got itself some sexy visuals. Some nice music. But it’s certainly a war of disparate parts, and that perhaps could fuckin’ work. Got these Ass Sniffin’ Bros paling around one second, and the next second they’re running headfirst into giant dinosaurs and shit. I wasn’t expecting this much uh, fantasy? in the game, so I’m interested to see how it is all pulled together. Provided, you know, this shit ever actually arrives.
‘Her’ and ‘Interstellar’ cinematographer shooting Mendes’ ‘Bond 24’
Say what you will about Skyfall, I think we can at least agree it was fucking beautiful. So when word came out that cinematographer Roger Deakins wouldn’t return for Bond 24, frowns were understandable. However! Perhaps dry those tears, folks. ‘Cause a wonderful replacement has been found.
