Oh God My Gooey Junk: Spider-Man may join Marvel Cinematic Universe. PERMISSION TO LOSE F**KING MIND
I’m not going to get TOO FUCKING PUMPED about this news. Because a similar shade of rumor popped up around the release of Avengers. But oh dearest me, if Sony can swing some sort of money-slicked deal with Marvel to make this work, my dick is your battering ram.
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Martin Donovan has jointed ‘Ant-Man’ in “totally important role”
Fuck if I am familiar with Martin Donovan. But apparently the dude is joining Ant-Man: Don’t Call It A Wright Flick in some sort of important role. Okay! All right! Can you believe this movie is actually going to be fucking premiering less than a year from now? Pray. Join me, fellow Marvel Fanboys. Pray to the Old Gods and New.
‘Dredd’ returning this month as online miniseries. Wut.
Where there’s a fucking dedicated producer, there’s a way. Dredd producer Adi Shankar has revealed that he’s bringing the series back. Maybe not as the fucking sequel we want (yet). But at the very least as an online mini-series. For free.
First ‘The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies’ poster. Heyohyayheyorsomething.
I feel like I must cover The Hobbit because people I care about and respect enjoy the movies. (Despite them being utter, utter, insulting piles of garbage.) So here’s a character poster for the upcoming conclusion to the (bloated, CGI-riddled, narrative nightmare that is) trilogy.
‘Fantastic Four’ comic ending; totally not out of corporate vindictiveness
A summer rumor has become an autumn fact. Fantastic Four is getting cancelled, taking the First Family out of the Marvel Universe. The rumor had it that Marvel was doing so in order to malign Fox, who owns the movie rights over them. And while I imagine The Foursome will return (conveniently after the movie push is over), this is forty-four shades of fucking dumb.
MIT developing “Second Skin” spacesuit. Make mine ‘Mass Effect’
Can I get a fuck yeah? Forget those giant, clunky goddamn space-suits that have come to dominate interplanteary iconography. I demand tight, sleek space-suits that make me feel like I’m running around in Mass Effect. MIT got me. Got me good.
‘Better Call Saul’ Music Video: Saul’ll Get You That George Foreman Grill
Yes. AMC has unveiled a pretty catchy music video to promote Better Call Saul. BETTER CALL THE LOCAL PRIEST, THERE’S AN UNHOLY AMOUNT OF DANCING GOING ON. Just try and stop these disjointed, seemingly unconnected pelvic gyrations of mine. I dare you.
Official: Lynch’s ‘Twin Peaks’ returning in 2016 for limited Showtime run
You can always go home again. It seems. David Lynch is bringing back Twin Peaks. A show which has always been popular, but judging by Tumblr, Instagram, Facebook, and Netflix activity has seen its cult swell in recent years. Lynch is bringing his baby back to none other than Showtime, for nine-episodes.
Rumor: ‘Avengers 3’ may not feature stars of Phase 1 and Phase 2
Avengers 3 may not feature the stars of the MCU’s Phase 1 and Phase 2? Interesting. I could see this working, if only because the film is rumored to be split into two halves. The first half features a cavalcade of newbies led by Star-Lord (and perhaps Captain America), only to have the “real” Avengers arrive in Avengers 3.5?
Monday Morning Commute: Oblivion Ain’t Bad With A Loved One
Hello friends. Humanoids. Martians. Sentient cups of coffee. Pythons with overdeveloped cerebral systems courtesy of Nazi experiments still being conducted on the Far Side of the Dark Side of the Forgotten Moon of Jupiter, Rapture. If you’re reading this, I implore you to join in this wonderful column-based activity. Monday Morning Commute. The place where us Conscious Piles of Organic, Inorganic, and Unidentifiable Matter gather and share what we’re digging on during a given week.
I’ll go first, then you share your weekly beloveds.
