First ‘The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies’ poster. Heyohyayheyorsomething.

Dildo.

I feel like I must cover  The Hobbit because people I care about and respect enjoy the movies. (Despite them being utter, utter, insulting piles of garbage.) So here’s a character poster for the upcoming conclusion to the (bloated, CGI-riddled, narrative nightmare that is) trilogy.

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