Dave (f**king DRAX) Bautista cast as ‘Bond 24’ villain
Good for fucking Dave Bautista, man. Dude was one of the biggest surprises in Guardians of the Galaxy for me, proving to be more than an ass-kicking wunderkind. Then news broke that he’s going to be all up in Avengers 3. And now the dude is going to be holding it down as the villain in Bond 24. Wonderful news for the Beefy One.
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‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ screenwriter Nicole Perlman to pen ‘Gamora’ comic series
Gamora is the latest character from Guardians of the Galaxy: Death to Grimdark to get her own ongoing comic book series. Dope! Doubly dope? The comic is going to be written by Nicole Perlman, who was the screenwriter for the flick. Details and the full cover for #1 after the jump.
NASA thinking about deep-sleep option for Mars crew
Goddamn! Sign me the fuck for going to Bradbury’s Bastion. Apparently NASA is thinking about a deep-sleep option for the crew heading to Mars. Which frankly is probably nothing. ‘Cause like I’m sure they’re thinking about a lot of options. But still. I’m going to pretend it’s happening. Always wanted to be on that cryo-sleep tip.
Rumor: Brainiac is totally villain in ‘Justice League’ movie
Who is going to be the Big Bad that galvanizes the superheroes of the DCU into one hot, throbbing package? If you believe this rumor — Brainiac.
Brian Wood taking over ‘Spawn’ with 250th issue with Jonboy Meyers on art.
I haven’t enjoyed (or more specifically, read) Spawn for like…half a lifetime. Literally. I’m thirty-one. I fucking worshipped it when I was probably fifteen. But man. When I loved that comic, I fucking *loved* it. Same goes for Sam and Twitch when Bendis was penning it. But yeah. Like. Half a life has passed and the question has been, “what could ever get me to read the title again?” I’ve found the answer. Brian Wood.
Marvel drops first official look at Matt Murdock and Daredevil from the TV Show
Marvel’s done some Daredevil official revealing. And FUCKING THEN SOME. (What does that mean? I’m not sure.) Today at NYCC the company dropped official images of Charlie Cox not only as Matt Murdock, but also one of him in his first Man Without Fear gear.
‘LEGO Movie’ Batman is getting his own spin-off movie.
The incarnation of Batman from LEGO Movie is getting his own spin-off flick. How do I feel about this wonderful ancillary character being spun-off into his own movie? I’m not really sure.
This Dusty Spiral Galaxy just chillin’ in Virgo
This goddamn dusty spiral galaxy is gorgeous! A veritable fucking chilling ground for stars. Either being born, or just livin’ out the middle of their lives. You know. Sipping space margaritas. Talking about the good old days.
Here’s Alex Ross’ full-size epic as f**k art for ‘Secret Wars’
YOU WANT FUCKING EPIC? YOU WANT FULL-SIZE ALEX ROSS ART? YEAH ME TOO. EVEN THOUGH I THINK HE’S A SMUG DOUCHE. BRO CAN ART. BRO CAN ART SO GOOD.
Weekend Open Bar: dodge bullets & deny limitations
Your Flesh Sac will whisper wearingly to you, if you let it. Letting you know that your knees are giving, your rib cage is creaking, and your heart is just sort of fucking tired. Your Flesh Sac will point out the fleeting Liminal Burp that is all your life. Do not listen. Do not believe its lies. It is the only way to sally forth into the resplendent Gloom of Oblivion that awaits us all with your head held high.
(Unless someone decapitates you and raids the Gates of Eternity with your Head on a Pike. There is also that way.)
