Cosplay: Batgirl and Harley Quinn done nailed it

Batgirl!

Here’s a collection of Batman-related cosplay. And for once it ain’t me and my Catwoman fetish! Nah! It’s Batgirl and Harley Quinn up in here!

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FX developing show based on Alan Moore’s ‘From Hell’

From Hell

ALL. ALL. ALL-ALL-ALL ADAPTATION EVERYTHING. Got a fucking book? Got a fucking comic? Got a fucking hastily scribble scatalogical poem? They’re going to get adapted into a television-film-televisor-wallscreen experience. The latest to EMBRACE THE FUCKING INEVITABLE is Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell’s From Hell.

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Holy f**k: Rosetta’s lander has found organic molecules on comet

This is certainly with its understandable set of caveats, but fuck. Rosetta’s lander which is currently hanging out sort-of-dead on a comet has none the less come back with some fucking finds, man. Like, organic molecules up on this mofuckah’.

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HBO’s sci-fi western ‘Westworld’ dropping in 2015; got dope cast

Westworld

HBO is throwing some serious weight behind its upcoming sci-western, Westworld. It’s got itself a serious fucking cast, big name creatives behind the project (Johnny Nolan, Abrams), and an order for a full season. And if that ain’t enough, it’s got itself a weird viral marketing campaign. Which goes together with J.J. Abrams like peas and poorly-executed mystery box reveals.

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Monday Morning Commute: ilovemyself

ilovemyself

Fuck, man. Don’t listen to the media. Don’t heed the Illumnati. Don’t accept the notion that you ain’t worth something. You’re wonderful. A delectable collection of atoms. Squeezed into new form by your equally wonderful mother and father’s Copulation Boom Boom. And while you’re here, and while you’re loving yourself, why not share what else you’re loving this week? That’s the point of Monday Morning Commute. New books, new movies, new favorite things to do with your boogers. Whatever got you smiling.

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Cosplay: Morrigan from ‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’ summons awe

Morrigan!

Cause Morrigan is a fucking witch! She summons shit! And like. Yeah…yeah. Just enjoy the cosplay.

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‘Episode VII’ Non-News: John Williams has recorded teaser trailer music

John Williams

Here’s some fucking Star Wars: The Force Awakens non-news. John Williams has officially recorded music for Episode VII‘s teaser trailer. Doesn’t do anything for you? It’s like those chaps Fall Out Guys said in that one song: I don’t care if you don’t care ’cause Pete Wendy’s dick.  And if you didn’t think this excites me, I have the crapped-pants and the remnants of the wall I ran through to prove it.

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Creator of “Choose Your Own Adventure”, R.A. Montgomery passes away

the man

Another true Wizard of Existence has sloughed the coil mortal. Opting out of this realm of rot for the wonderful embrace of entropy. Fare thee well on your transmutation back into particles, R.A. Montgomery. You gave us fucking “Choose Your Own Adventure”, and for that we are hyper-textually blessed.

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‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ getting team-up book. ‘Cause yeah.

gratuitous and dumb butt shot

We have crossed the SUPERHERO TEAM RUBICON. Proudly charging into OMEGA LEVELS of absurdity. Riffing on the insane popularity (understandably, you pig fucks) of the Guardians of the Galaxy, Marvel is teaming them up with others. YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TEAM-UPS WITH YOUR TEAMS.

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Daniel Bruhl joins ‘Captain America: Civil War’, prolly as villain.

Daniel Bruhl

Daniel Bruhl has gotten into the comic book movie game. As should be expected. It as a vortex, a vacuum, a black hole, this comic book movie industry. Sucking up all and any talented actors, shitting them out garbed in spandex, teflon, face mask. And fuck, as a fanboy, I’m stoked.

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