‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 will premiere on October 30th. This is the way or some shit, you know?
Friends, we finally got a date for The Mandalorian Season 2. October 30, motherfuckers! As well, it seems the series will keep up its weekly drops, as opposed to the typical all-at-once strategy. I fuck with it!
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Sylvester Stallone releasing ‘Rocky IV’ Director’s cut and it won’t feature Paulie’s robot. Just fucking cut Paulie, that piece of shit.
Sylvester Stallone is releasing a Rocky IV Director’s Cut for no good reason. Fuck, maybe he’s bored in quarantine, too. However, due is cutting the goddamn robot! Unreal. If he’s going to go that far, he should cut Paulie. Dude is nothing but a freeloading piece of shit, just bitching, not being grateful at all. Fuck Paulie.
Chadwick Boseman has passed away at the age of 43. Tremendous, tremendous bummer.
Chadwick Boseman has passed away at the age of 43, and man this is a hard one for a lot of people. I know, because I got like thirty text messages last night letting me know the news. Dude was an absolute force in life, though, and won’t be forgotten. Giving countless kids a superhero that looks like them, not to mention pumping out an insane amount of work while fighting the colon cancer that would eventually take his life.
Oleksandr Kostyliev, Natus Vincere, and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
Over the last few years, Oleksandr Kostyliev has established himself as one of the world’s best Counter-Strike: Global Offensive players. Having played the Valve development since 2012, the Ukrainian has claimed a whole host of accolades during his competitive gaming career, including being named as the MVP (most valuable player) in the 2018 ESL One Cologne.
With success now engrained in Kostyliev’s style of play, the 22-year-old will undoubtedly have his eyes set on future events in his efforts to solidify himself as the game’s best-ever player. So, let’s take a look at s1mple, as he is more frequently known, and consider his chances at a host of upcoming CS:GO events.
Weekend Open Bar: Bags and Ian’s Excellent Dead Cells Adventure!
What’s up, friends! We’re closing in on the end of summer, baby! Bummer. Bummer! However, this weekend seems pretty fucking rad, at least for me! Not only are we finally starting Dead Cells 5BC, but there’s a new Bill & Ted movie to consume! Most righteous, you know? Anyways, let’s not rub around the hole too long! Time to just go right in! In to what? Why, Weekend Open Bar.
Hayden Christensen rumored to be returning for ‘Obi-Wan’ TV series. So is a prominent ‘Clone Wars’ character. I fuck with this!
Fuck, I am fully onboard with Hayden Christensen returning for the Obi-Wan TV series. Give him his redemption tour, you fucks! As well, fuck yeah, I’m cool with Commander Cody returning as well. I ain’t never seen The Clone Wars, but I’ve only heard good things.
Best of OL Plays: I’d Give Malaise-ing Head!
Hey, you fucks! Here’s a couple of clips for you. First off? Honestly, one of my proudest moments playing Dead Cells on stream. I refuse to heal after that punk-ass Conjunctivius fully infects me with malaise. Come for my dodging and dancing, stay for Bags’ amazing reaction to it all.
An AI has just confirmed 50 new planets by digging through old NASA data. Man, the future is wild!
An artificial intelligence developed by University of Warwick scientists has confirmed the existence of 50 new planets! Fifty! The motherfucker has done so by digging through old NASA data using a machine learning algorithm. Man, the fucking future.
Blumhouse is rebooting ‘The Thing’ and even with John Carpenter involved goddamn I hate this
You know. I almost didn’t want to post about Blumhouse rebooting The Thing with John Carpenter. For to post about it, is to make it real. But here we fucking are! Logically, I know nothing can take anything away from Carpenter’s The Thing. It’s one of my favorite movies of all time, and it will stay that way. Illogically? Man, I just fucking hate this.
Report: New Nintendo Switch with 4K graphics dropping in 2021. Sign me the fuck up!
I fucking regret selling my Nintendo Switch. Okay? I’ll admit it! It appears I’ll get my best shot at acquiring one in 2021, when the company is dropping a new one. Sporting 4K graphics and shit. Seriously. So, for now? I wait. ‘Cause presently? COVID got them motherfuckers scarce!
