Conjecture: Mark Cerny (PS4 architect) is working on ‘The Last Guardian’

So apparently the dude behind the PlayStation 4 is working on The Last Guardian. Maybe. Perhaps. But the question to be asked is, if The Last Guardian happens without Fumito Ueda, does it really happen? (No, btw.)

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‘Ratchet & Clank’ PS4 Trailer: What Is Old Is New Is Glorious Again

Maybe: The Hulk is in ‘Captain America: Civil War’

Civil War!

So. This is a rumor that keeps popping up, and every time I’m just like. Can’t we confirm this shit already? How can the Hulk not be in Civil War to some extent? I imagine his fucking thrashing of countless billions of dollars of property in Age of Ultron to be a key component for whatever form of superhero registration is presented in the movie.

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‘Jurassic World’ breaks record for biggest worldwide debut ever with $511 million opening

‘Jurassic World’ Final Trailer: Run! Run! Run!

Lots. And lots of people came out this weekend to see Star-Lord ride deep with raptors. I haven’t yet, cause of the whole “honeymoon” thing, but I’m interested. How about you?

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Weekend Open Bar: I Don’t Know How This Works But Let’s Work It Anyway

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Our great Captain Caffeine is about a trillion light-years away from his usual spot in the cosmos, doing super cool and high-spirited married things that bring new meaning and mirth to his life, while the rest of us have been stuck in the doldrums of dull work and the even duller day-to-day routine for another week. But not anymore! I am here with some good news, friends: We made it to another weekend, a time when not only does all this malaise die a most righteous death, but when real good living and rocking good times spring eternal for all who are willing and sufficiently wild. I’ve taken it upon myself to forge ahead without Caffeine–some might call this a minor act of mutiny, but let’s keep this positive–so tell me exactly why your life is going to be ridiculously enjoyable over the next few days. What are you doing? What will you experience? But most importantly, what on earth will you eat? Welcome to Weekend Open Bar with your temporary captain, Eduardo Pluto.

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First Look: Mulder and Scully on the ‘X-Files’ set

Jon Bernthal cast as Punisher in ‘Daredevil’ Season 2

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Perfect casting is perfect.

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Brian Michael Bendis and David Marquez relaunching ‘Invincible Iron Man’ after ‘Secret Wars’

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Brian Michael Bendis and David Marquez are being tasked with relaunching Invincible Iron Man, following the conclusion of Secret Wars. It’s telling that despite Marvel going “All-New, All-Different”, they’re maintaining the same Iron Man, with the same title. This isn’t a knock, more a commentary on how important they view the figure in relation to both their comic book and cinematic universes.

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Amazon is making an “ambitious” PC game with minds behind ‘Half-Life 2’, ‘The Last of Us’, and more

Half-Life.

Amazon has assembled themselves a fucking murderer’s row of talent to develop an “ambitious” PC game. What is this game? Who knows. Am I intrigued, given the talent involved? Aye.

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Joel McHale going to be in ‘X-Files’ revival as a Bill O’Reilly type

Joel McHale.

Joel McHale! X-Files! Together!

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