‘Captain America: Civil War’ D23 Footage: Ant-Man goes Fan-Boy For Steve Rogers + Such Strife!
I came across this yesterday and, you know, didn’t get around to posting about it. Truth be told — I have high hopes for Civil War. Namely, because I’m beyond down with the Russo Brothers and their writing squad. This footage description? Nothing in this footage description does anything other than amplify my jackitude.
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‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ releases official photo, confirms Mads Mikkelsen, Alan Tudyk, rest of cast
Man. Look at this fucking picture, yo. Gritty. Grimy. Dirty. Failed Future. A pack of filthy, degenerate bastards, and they’re the Rebellion’s best shot. Love it. If this picture is an accurate portrayal of what Gareth Edwards is going for, I’m picking up everything that he is putting down. And goddamn, the fucking cast! Sign me up.
Disney adding ‘Star Wars Land’ to both Disneyland in Cali, and Hollywood Studios in Florida
Praise the Elder Ones, it appears that I’m getting my most-desired simulacra. As reality dissolves around us, and signifiers are mutilated and manipulated, I’m sated to know that the Cultural Imperialist Rat-Swine will be serving my flavor of media-driven subjugation at the very least. No, seriously, I’m excited.
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ being directed by Colin Trevorrow. Ooph.
I’m hoping Colin Trevorrow isn’t as fucking inept as his latest project, Jurassic World, was. Cause that motherfucker is towing the line for the final movie in the new Star Wars trilogy. Lord. Lord help me understand me why he’s been chosen. I mean — he’s competent. Sure. Yeah. Okay. But surely the Lucasfilm Hive-Mind wants more than competent? Right?
‘Episode VIII’ News: Benicio del Toro thinks his role in film is happening
Futz yeah! Remember that rumor from last month (or so) that had pegged Benicio del Toro as the villain in Episode VIII? Well. We still don’t know who del Toro will be playing, but it sure seems like the actor is going to be getting up in the Star Wars franchise.
Weekend Open Bar: The OMNIVERSE Is Hell On Your Retinas!
To perceive oblivion is to invite your own doom. Ignore Yog-Soggoth’s dark, piercing clarion call. Turn your eyes away from his enticements. Do the same for the other Elder Ones. They whisper promises that shall only fill their bellies with your psychic-vomit, as your ears bleed and your ocular holes find themselves filled to the brim with gelatinous, former-eyes. Yeah, I know. It’s a letdown. The limitations of our meat-sacks. But hey! Until the great Transhumanism Movement of 20XX, we can spend our time bound in these rot-vessels together! Hanging out at the Weekend Open Bar.
NBC wants to make show similar to ‘The Office’ set in the DC Universe.
What did The Office always need? Outside of like, four less seasons? Obviously superheroes. Duh.
