Amazon Prime offering 20% off of new game releases
Man, this is great goddamn news for me. I rock Amazon Prime for everything, from KY Jelly to socks. From books I’ll never read to video games. To its streaming service! So I’m already all-in on Prime. But I’m still fucking stoked that Amazon is continuing to sweeten the pot. The company is offering 20 futzing percent off of new games, and as someone who *always* buys them through their service, and buys way too many games, this is tremendous.
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Marvel comics promo: “Dead No More”
Go figure! Someone is coming back from the death. What character could they be resurrecting? Who the fuck knows. I would humbly appreciate a return of Logan, but that is me. How about you?
Amber Heard is cast in ‘Justice League’ and ‘Aquaman’ as Hera. God is Good.
Amber Heard has been cast into the DCU? I was going to see the movies anyways because I’m a loser fanboy but gosh — this gets the old fanboy loins a boiling.
‘Parks & Rec’ creator returning to NBC with show starring Kristen Bell
Oh man. Back in the Veronica Mars days, I had a most massive of crushes on Kristen Bell. And I loved the shit out of Parks & Rec. So the two of them joining forces for a new show on NBC? That’s enough for me to actually turn on that channel.
Danny Trejo creates himself in ‘Fallout 4’, continues being tremendous
After he attended a taping of Lucha Underground, I didn’t think that Danny Trejo could be any cooler. Keeping in line with most moments in my life, I was completely wrong.
Darren Aronofsky’s next movie stars Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem
I was pretty goddamn high on Darren Aronofsky for a hot minute. Then he did Noah, after toiling away on it forever. And I was like “eh” and I was like “no thanks” and my brain was like “I guess I’m going to forget you for a bit” before it did just that. But now the director is gearing up for a new project, and I’m beginning to recall how much I fuck with his pre-Noah filmography.
George Miller says he is done directing ‘Mad Max’ movies
George Miller, the dude who blew everyone’s tit hairs off with Fury Road last year, is done playing in his sand covered-post-apocalyptic playground.
Norway: High school students can take eSports instead of gym class
Man, I could have used this development while I was in high school. Now granted, the reason I hated gym in high school was because all I did was play video games. Crush Dew. Eat Wendy’s every day. But man. Being fat and having to huff around the field like a despicable, rolling meat-market would have been jettisoned so quickly for an hour of Quake III: Arena for credit if I had been given the chance.
The Russo Bros want to direct ‘Black Widow’ solo movie
The Russo Brothers are currently my favorite thang rocking creatively around the Marvel Studios Monstrosity. They brought me Winter Soldier, they’re bringing me Civil War and Infinity Gauntlet, and they want to bring me a Black Widow movie. Make it so, chaps. Make it so.
