DC Comic will reveal The Joker’s real name this Summer
Listen. If I had to suffer through the shitty reveal of Wolverine’s “real identity”, you DC folk are going to have to suffer through the reveal of The Joker’s real name. After it occurs, do as I did for Logan’s, and just will it out of your brain. You’ll fail. But will it.
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Reebok releasing Ripley’s Hi-Top sneakers from ‘Aliens’
Woah. Reebook playing with fire for “Alien Day”, ain’t they? Releasing these sneakers and all.
Watch: Daisy Ridley’s audition for ‘The Force Awakens’
Yeah, everyone has seen this. But here it is anyways! I didn’t care about it until I actually watched it. Pretty rad. Reminded me of how much I enjoyed Ridley’s performance as Rey Skywalker (I’m kidding). 10/10, do anticipate Episode VIII.
Luc Besson has revealed first image from sci-fi adaptation ‘‘Valerian’
Listen, I’m down for any image that is about that space-suit goodness. Plus, it’s Luc Besson. Dude gave us Leon, Fifth Element, and you know. From Paris With Love.
Report: ‘Call of Duty’ is taking place in Space
Well, how more places are there to go with Call of Duty? Civil War? Revolutionary War? Might as well go to space! Get creative. I mean, last year’s BLOPS3 was a sneaky cyberpunk game parading as typical CODFISH and I dug it. So to space! To space we go.
Ben Affleck working on “something” with Geoff Johns; Obviously ‘Batman’ solo movie
I mean, it has to be a fucking Batman solo movie, right? If not, Affleck and Johns are trolling the Internet at completely fucking respectable levels. FWIW, though, I can’t stand Johns. #ISuckIKnow
Report: Sony’s ‘PlayStation 4.5’ to be announced before ‘PlayStation VR’ launch
Whelp. I hope you weren’t one of those beautiful people who expected the PlayStation 4k rumors to be bullshit. ‘Cause if anything, the pseudo-new-console is coming more and more into focus.
Monday Morning Commute: They Thought It Was An Accident
Welcome to Monday Morning Commute! On time, half-assed, and here for your whole-hearted dismissal. I am currently supine. Clad in sweatpants and malaise. Trying to see Monday Night RAW over my laptop. This is my worldview. This is my worldview: we live short lives in absurd conditions, and goddamn if I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Welcome to Monday Morning Commute! The column where I share the various things I’m looking forward to during a given week. This is a neat little week, filled with a substantial amount of anticipated-things and enjoyed-objects. I hope you’ll share your own MindMusings after reading through my little lame assed list.
Let’s do this!
