‘Fast & Furious’ Director Justin Lin is Rebooting ‘Knight Rider’

Justin Lee is typically known as the genius auteur responsible for the resurrection of the Fast & Furious franchise. Now he’ll also be known as the auteur responsible for the resurrection of Knight Rider.
Monday Morning Commute: You Are Always Home

Monday Night, another Monday Night. Less hectic than most, more hectic than some. But I’m here, and so I type, and so as I type the sands of time drain. Both towards the moment of imminent slumber, and the moment of eternal slumber, the eradication of order on a cellular level for one Ian Omega. What’s weird? On this autumnal night, less hectic than most, more hectic than some? What’s weird is that I fear the former more than the latter. The former brings the siren screech of an alarm clock, the latter brings at worst Nada and at best Something Else.
All of this is neither here nor there, though, neither here nor there.
For this right here is Monday Morning Commute.
The X-Men Comics Line-Up Is Relaunching Next Year!

I have largely forgotten about the X-Men comics in recent years. There are myriad reasons: my own personal proclivity for reading non-Big Two comics, my own confusion about the current mythos, and them just being…okay? But Marvel seems to be angling to draw people like me back next year, with a serious, serious line-up relaunch.
George Lucas did not contribute to the ‘Indiana Jones 5’ story

According to the screenwriter of Indy 5, George Lucas did not contribute to the script or story. This should assuage some of the fears regarding the movie, yes?
Canceled ‘Rayman’ Game For SNES Found By Its Creator after 25 Years

The creator of Rayman has unearthed a previously-thought-lost copy of the character’s canceled SNES debut. One for the archives, folks.
Official ‘Logan’ Photo confirms X-23 as played by Dafne Keen

Pretty much everyone has guessed that Dafne Keen is playing X-23 in Logan. But! Now the Powers that Be have confirmed it.
AT&T buying HBO, CNN, and the rest of Time Warner for $80 Billion

Jesus Christ. The All-Seeing-Eye is open us. The consolidation of all culture. The homogenization of All Things. Another Leviathan has been born, mutated, grown even larger.
‘Deadpool 2’ Director Has Quit Movie Over Creative Differences With Reynolds

Woah. Tim Miller, the director of the original Deadpool, has left the sequel due to creative differences with Ryan Reynolds. Sort of a blow to the tits, given the two’s synergy in the original film.




