‘Fast & Furious’ Director Justin Lin is Rebooting ‘Knight Rider’

justin lin knight rider reboot

Justin Lee is typically known as the genius auteur responsible for the resurrection of the Fast & Furious franchise. Now he’ll also be known as the auteur responsible for the resurrection of Knight Rider.

Keep Reading »

‘Dishonored 2’ Live-Action Trailer: You Never Thought I Would Fight Back

Monday Morning Commute: You Are Always Home

Monday Morning Commute: You Are Always Home

Monday Night, another Monday Night. Less hectic than most, more hectic than some. But I’m here, and so I type, and so as I type the sands of time drain. Both towards the moment of imminent slumber, and the moment of eternal slumber, the eradication of order on a cellular level for one Ian Omega. What’s weird? On this autumnal night, less hectic than most, more hectic than some? What’s weird is that I fear the former more than the latter. The former brings the siren screech of an alarm clock, the latter brings at worst Nada and at best Something Else.

All of this is neither here nor there, though, neither here nor there.

For this right here is Monday Morning Commute.

Keep Reading »

The X-Men Comics Line-Up Is Relaunching Next Year!

x-men relaunch

I have largely forgotten about the X-Men comics in recent years. There are myriad reasons: my own personal proclivity for reading non-Big Two comics, my own confusion about the current mythos, and them just being…okay? But Marvel seems to be angling to draw people like me back next year, with a serious, serious line-up relaunch.

Keep Reading »

George Lucas did not contribute to the ‘Indiana Jones 5’ story

indiana jones 5 george lucas

According to the screenwriter of Indy 5, George Lucas did not contribute to the script or story. This should assuage some of the fears regarding the movie, yes?

Keep Reading »

Canceled ‘Rayman’ Game For SNES Found By Its Creator after 25 Years

rayman snes

The creator of Rayman has unearthed a previously-thought-lost copy of the character’s canceled SNES debut. One for the archives, folks.

Keep Reading »

Official ‘Logan’ Photo confirms X-23 as played by Dafne Keen

Dafne Keen x-23

Pretty much everyone has guessed that Dafne Keen is playing X-23 in Logan. But! Now the Powers that Be have confirmed it.

Keep Reading »

AT&T buying HBO, CNN, and the rest of Time Warner for $80 Billion

at&t buying time-warner

Jesus Christ. The All-Seeing-Eye is open us. The consolidation of all culture. The homogenization of All Things. Another Leviathan has been born, mutated, grown even larger.

Keep Reading »

Comics Artist Steve Dillion Has Passed Away at Age 54

steve-dillon

Dammit.

Keep Reading »

‘Deadpool 2’ Director Has Quit Movie Over Creative Differences With Reynolds

deadpool 2 director quits

Woah. Tim Miller, the director of the original Deadpool, has left the sequel due to creative differences with Ryan Reynolds. Sort of a blow to the tits, given the two’s synergy in the original film.

Keep Reading »