‘xXx: Return of Xander Cage’ Trailer: Vin Diesel Snaps A Gun In Half

The headline says it all. In this trailer Vin Diesel snaps a gun over his knee. Like, just snaps it right in half. This movie is going to perfect.

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Weekend Open Bar: Cold Out There In Cosmoblivion (Warm In Here)

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It’s the Weekend Open Bar, man. Come, come join me. But for Space’s Sake, slam that hatch closed tight. It’s cold out there, in Cosmoblivion. Yes, yes indeed. Cold out there, but warm in here. At the Open Bar. Familiar fellows who frequent these grounds know the drill. They’re already perched atop their favorite stool, ready to rock.

For those not familiar, for those just embarking on the Space-Ship Omega, I’ll help you out. Throw you a Martian Ale, or prep-up the mind-gun with the finest of Jovian dust. Introduce you to the rest of the gang. Introduce you to what this here Open Bar is all about.

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Woody Harrelson Shooting Next Movie While Streaming It Live To Theaters

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Woody Harrelson is going to be filming a movie next month. In one shot. Live. Streamed live to theaters. Isn’t this like, live streaming a play?

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‘Final Fantasy XV’ Getting New Game Plus Next Week

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Every game should have a New Game+ mode. Every game. Especially games where you spend fifty+ hours accruing dope abilities you want, just to have the adventure end. I’m glad to see Final Fantasy XV is getting on board.

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Watch: Five Hours Of Darth Vader Burning Is Your New Yule Log

Holy shit. There’s Christmas spirit, and then there’s five hours of Darth Vader burning on his funeral pyre as your Yule Log spirit.

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David Tennant Leads Fantastic ‘DuckTales’ Reboot Cast

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I wasn’t going to fuck with the new DuckTales. I wasn’t. But man, given the talent lined-up behind it, I’m going to have to give it a chance. David Tennant. Danny Pudi. Ben Schwartz. Fantastic.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Raise Your Horns!

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Raise your horns, raise them up to the sky! Hello fellow citizens of Asgard, how goes it? Me? Oh this guy? Doing great. Semester is almost over, psyche is in a state of repair, new Star Wars has been taken to the dome. So I’m glad, glad as fuck to show you my world(s). Real, virtual, aesthetic, domestic. All of them. I hope! Oh do I hope! After you’re done checking out my worlds. After you’re done draining your horn of mead. Share a look into your worlds in the comments section!

This is Desktop Thursdays.

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Space Swoon: The Hubble Captures The Beauty Of The Crane Galaxy

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Hey! Check out the Crane galaxy, as captured by Hubble. It’s goddamn spectacular. Like, you know, most photos captured by Hubble.

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Nintendo Taking The Switch On A “Preview Tour” Next Month

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I’m already *way* in on the Nintendo Switch. I mean. They had me at first-party titles. I mean. They *really* had me at the new Zelda. But if you’re not convinced, perhaps attending the mofuckin’ rolling Switch tour that Nintendo is rolling out next month can convince you.

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Rumor: Megan Fox To Play Poison Ivy In ‘Gotham City Sirens’

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Megan Fox to play Poison Ivy? That’s the rumor. And if a comic book is announced, and there isn’t mind-numbing, incessant rumor-mongering about it, does it really exist? I’m not sure. But, that isn’t a problem for Gotham City Sirens, mere days after being announced.

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