Report: ‘Legend of Zelda’ is coming to smart phones, here’s hoping it’s better than ‘Super Mario Run’

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You may have forgotten already, but “Nintendo” dropped a “Super Mario” game on smart phones. Well, now they’re rumored to be bringing Zelda and company to the devices, and, yeah. Here’s hoping it’s better than their initial smart phone effort.

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Official Look: Chris Hemsworth as the shorn, smoldering Thunder God in ‘Thor: Ragnarok’

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I’ll take anything Thor: Ragnarok, folks. Anything.

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‘Edge of Tomorrow’ getting sequel (yay!) with even less marketable name than the first (boo!)

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I’m stoked that Edge of Tomorrow is getting a sequel. But I’m worried for the flick, already, because the title to the sequel is fucking absurd.

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Could James Gunn Make A ‘Hitman’ Franchise?

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Editor’s Note: Please welcome guest contributor Phillip Cho with a fresh James Gunn meets Hitman take!

It’s been a few years now since “Hitman: Agent 47” was released to a brutal spattering of criticism. While the movie did okay at the box office, critics were relentless in labeling it yet another failed game-to-big screen adaptation. One review summed up the sentiment best, calling it “another video game adaptation that critics will largely dismiss and audiences will mostly ignore.”

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Tom King and Mitch Gerads reteaming for DC’s ‘Mister Miracle’

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The boss-ass-fucking-team behind Vertigo’s Sheriff of Babylois reteaming on DC’s Mister Miracle. Which, honestly, is the first news that’s enticed me to read a DC book in ages.

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‘The Fifth Element’ soundtrack getting vinyl release for first time ever

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Jesus fucking ChristThe Fifth Element is celebrating its 20th Anniversary? Man. These bones. These balls. Creaky and saggy, but such is the passage of time. Anyways. Anyways! To celebrate its 20th anniversary, the movie’s soundtrack is getting a vinyl release. For the first time ever.

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Watch: ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ trailer gets that 16-Bit treatment

…cause everything must get a 16-bit remix, right?

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‘American Gods’ has been renewed for second season, maybe we can have nice things

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Everything I’ve heard about American Gods is that it’s awesome. For the most part. Which is dope, because I loved the book. So fuck yeah!, early renewal!

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‘Mass Effect’ put on hiatus as BioWare Montreal is scaled down

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Go figure. The shit-ass BioWare team that was sort of formed to create Mass Effect: Andromeda has been scaled down, with the franchise put on hiatus. My suggest for BioWare and Electronic Arts? Give the franchise to a fucking A+ squad and reap the benefits. You dildos.

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Judge Dredd getting live-action TV show, and okay cool I guess

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Judge Dredd is getting his own fucking live-action TV show. I’d be excited, but it just sounds like a procedural show that’s wasting a dope fucking character. Who knows. Maybe it’ll rule.

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