‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ will not get single-player DLC, which surprises no one
Mass Effect: Andromeda is a broken ass, piece of shit game, which no one cares about anymore, that was made by a studio which no longer exists. Thus, the news that it won’t be getting single-player DLC shouldn’t surprise anyone.
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‘Starcraft: Remastered’ dropping on August 14, get ready to have your free time zerged
Starcraft: Remastered is dropping on August 14, folks. The perfect time for us in the Northern Hemisphere, you know? It will be scorching as fuck, so why not post-up in front of our personal computers, draw the shades, crank the air condition, and burn away the hours with a classic?
Fox sets dates for six mystery Marvel films, cause oversaturation is a myth
Everyone, everyone wants in on extended universes. Thus far, I’d say only Marvel has pulled one off, though DC seems to be rallying. Others have tried, preemptively, to announce their own universes, then fallen into a pile of their own feces-pies. I’m looking at you, Dark Universe. So it makes sense that Fox is looking to establish a slate of films, but goddamn if I don’t think they may be jumping the gun.
‘Rick and Morty’ Season 3 Trailer: Premiering July 30, bringing some nihilistic laughs to your summer
Holy shit: Rick and Morty‘s third season is dropping in a month. Holy shit: here’s a trailer for said season.
Patty Jenkins confirms she is directing ‘Wonder Woman 2’, so we can all relax
Patty Jenkins has confirmed she’s directing Wonder Woman 2. Fantastic news. Yeah, that’s about it for the copy. I’m fucking stoked.
‘Sense8’ is getting a two-hour series finale, after its Netflix cancellation
Okay, so. I’m one of the people who didn’t watch Sense8, which makes me one of the people responsible for its cancellation. That said, I’m glad that the show is going to get an official finale, following its sudden end.
‘Inhumans’ Trailer: Meet Marvel’s overwrought royal drama
Don’t know how many people they’re going to rake in with this first Inhumans trailer. Got some cool shots, for sure. But it’s mostly submarined by the Guy From Game of Thrones barking overwrought dialogue.
‘The Batman’ will be a noir-driven detective movie, according its director
Yes! Yes! Yes! Noir, detective Batman? It’s about goddamn time. Bless you, Matt Reeves. The more I hear about this upcoming movie, since Reeves has joined, the more excited I become.
‘Super Mario’ postage stamps coming to Japan, awesome but like who mails stuff
I’ve probably mailed like, three things in my life. A testament not only to my incredible juvenility, but also the decline of you know, physical letters. But! If I lived in Japan, and I had to mail shit, I would be all over this.
‘Justice League’ News: Zack Snyder shares photo of Batman’s suit
Now that I’m excited for Justice League, I’m going to say, hey, fuck yeah, neat, check out this image of Batman’s suit. Is it news? Nah! Is it really anything special? Nah! But, I don’t give a shit!
Check it out after the jump!
