‘Game of Thrones’ final season’s budget is $15 million per episode. That’s a lot of blue dragon flames, dude
Game of Thrones‘ final season budget is fucking staggering, dude. HBO is going to be barfing up $15 million per episode to send their flagship series off.
Quentin Tarantino would totally make a ‘Star Trek’ movie, he says. But, like, I ain’t falling for it
Quentin Tarantino is at it again, folks. Flapping them gums. This time, the director is saying he would direct a Star Trek movie.
‘It’ sequel gets official release date, dropping September 6, 2019
It, a mediocre at best movie that bamboozled people through nostalgia, love for Stephen King, and surfing the Stranger Things zeitgeist, has an official date for its sequel.
Monday Morning Commute: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
It’s been four weeks, but goddamn, I’m back. Computer, uh, healed. Its technological malfunctions sated by the astralGeniuses and of course the corporealCurrencies paid forth to said astralGeniuses. I, I can’t complain about the corporealCurrencies spent or the fact that the astralGeniuses really didn’t live up to their name. ‘Cause finally I have a fucking computer again. The Engines of Depravity that power the Space-Ship Omega and this Garbage Lord are whirring up to full strength, and we’re just going to fucking resume operations.
I’ve missed you fucks.
This is Monday Morning Commute. The weekly wank-off over the arts&farts that are serving to propel us through a given week. You know, the shit we’re looking forward to, enjoying, anticipating, worshipping, that serve as a balm on the existential burns of existence.
Lindelof teases start of ‘Watchmen’ HBO series production. I’m both scared and aroused.
If Lindelof’s Watchmen series was directly following LOST, I would be worried as fuck. However, most of the people I’ve talked to said his work on The Leftovers fucking rocked. So, this guy? He’s going to be cautiously optimistic.
Linda Hamilton is returning to the ‘Terminator’ franchise, cause why the fuck not at this point
Hard to really bag on the news that Linda Hamilton is returning, right? I mean, every old as fuck person in Hollywood is returning to their either dormant or dead-as-fuck franchise at this point. As well, who knows. The Terminator flicks really don’t have anything to lose at this point.
Thursday Morning Whatever The Fuck: Who Gives A Shit
Hello, salutations, and greetings, fellow Trash Lords. Scions of the Elder Garbage. It’s I, your fearless dumpster pile, Caffeine Powered. Coming to you from a shitty, broken down computer at the public university at which I theoretically work. I say theoretically since due to bureaucracy and the lack of an actual budget for the Fall Semester (seriously), I haven’t gotten paid since August. Eh, whatever, whatever.
I come to you here, because as I’ve commented upon in other posts, my goddamn personal computing machine is about to enter its own fourth week of in-action.
But, hey. I got time before class, so I figured I would throw some sort of line of communication into the EchoChamber.
For perhaps the first and only time, it’s Thursday Whatever The Fuck! My angered, frantic Thursday edition of Monday Morning Commute.
I miss ya’ll, I miss blogging for ya’ll (all three of you), so here’s what I’m up to this week. You know, when I’m not embracing a desiccated bank account and a general malaise.
‘The Punisher’ Trailer: Frank Castle has one goal: revenge. And also, like, lots of murder.
Get it! One goal? Cause, you know, Metallica’s “One” plays throughout the first trailer for The Punisher. Anyways. Fuck yeah to the fuck yes, this trailer rocks.
‘Left Alive’ Trailer: Square Enix gets its fucking mech on, with designs by Yoji Shinkawa. Get hype.
Man. A fucking mech game, with characters designed by the dude behind Metal Gear‘s designs? Let me stop you right there. I’m fucking in.
‘PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds’ continues smashing records, sets new all-time high for concurrent players
PUBG has added another feather to its e-braggery. The title recently dethroned Valve’s Dota 2 for most concurrent players. Fucking wild, dude.