Edgar Wright currently writing ‘Baby Driver’ sequel script, let’s hear one for the good guys

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Edgar Wright is currently writing a sequel to Baby Driver, which is pretty rad. The original was damn fun, and made roughly a “fuckton” of money on a “relatively small” budget. So, it’s nice to see an inventive movie being rewarded with both financial and critical success.

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Disney could close deal with Fox for its film and TV properties as early as next fucking week

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Folks, it seems as though Disney’s fattening is going to continue. If you believe the tea leaves and the echo chamber, consummation may begin as soon as next week.

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Tarantino and Abrams are working on a ‘Star Trek’ movie that Tarantino may direct. Wait, what the fuck?

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This…this news is interesting. To say the least. Like, what the fuck is even going on? The last year has proven obvious that the walls of reality are decaying around us, and it’s usually been terrible. But, this is pretty fucking neat.

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‘Altered Carbon’ Trailer: Netflix’s cyberpunk adaptation drops February 2, 2018

Altered Carbon is one of my favorite books of all time, and I’ve been equal parts terrified and excited about Netflix’s forthcoming adaptation. However, I’m completely fucking stoked after watching this trailer.

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Monday Morning Commute: Bro, that is bad ass

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Monday Morning Commuteon a fucking Monday? Up is down! Left is right! The Earth is saved, humanity operates on a higher than base, cruel level, and the Eagles are winning the Super Bowl!

Nothing makes sense, friends! Nothing! But, here we are anyways.

Nothing makes sense, friends! Nothing! But, when has it ever, anyways?

I hope you’re doing fantastic. May your sexual glands be drained, your cups full of your beverage of choice, and your stomach stocked with your preferred form of caloric corpulence.

This right here is the aforementioned Monday. Morning. Commute! The weekly wank-off session where I tell you all the things helping me get through this particular work week. Then! Oh, then! Just as importantly, I hope you’ll share what you’re up to in the comments.

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Rian Johnson says he has “no limitations” with new ‘Star Wars’ trilogy. Bro, I’m torqued

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Rian Johnson says he has “no limitations” when it comes to creating his new Star Wars trilogy. I know the cynics are going to throw the “Bullshit” flag, but I’m going to be stoked. I’m glad to see Lucasfilm finally letting dope creators create in their sandbox.

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Quentin Tarantino’s next film is dropping on the 50th anniversary of the Manson Family’s murders

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We know when Tarantino’s next movie is dropping, motherfuckers. Appropriately, or perhaps tastelessly, it will arrive on the 50th anniversary of the Manson Family’s murders. August 9, 2019. I cannot fucking wait.

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Bad Ass: Voyager 1’s thrusters have been fired up for the first time in 37 years

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No big whup. NASA Wizards have just dusted off Voyager 1’s old as fuck code, and successfully fired up its thrusters for the first time in 37 goddamn years.

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‘Good Omens’ First Look: Jon Hamm as the angel Gabriel. Sinfully sexy for a holy figure

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Jon Hamm. Doing Jon Hamm things. Smoldering, posing, looking well dressed. I don’t know Good Omens, I ain’t opposed to it, and Hamm definitely excites me.

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SNES Saturdays #5 – Hail Brahquaman, Who Never Shot Blanks

LATEST stream is up. Join us as we talk about the terrifying sublimity that is ejaculating for the first time, thrash on the dumpster juice that is Justice League, and finally finish Donkey Kong Country.

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