The nearest star to us, Proxima Centauri, may have a second exoplanet. Spill your secrets, cosmos!

Proxima Centauri is the nearest star to us. And we’ve known for a while that it had an exoplanet. However, scientists now believe the motherfucker may have a second exoplanet orbiting it. Keep Reading »
Apple is spending a billion dollars on its gaming service. This seems both a colossal amount of money, and reasonable, I guess?

Apple! They’ve got more money than I got sexual fetishes! So, is it surprising that they’re spending a billion on their gaming service? Nah, not really. At the same time though, that’s a lot of fucking money.
Monday Morning Commute: We’re In The Endgame(s) Now

We’re in the endgames now, my friends. With the crushing realization that the MCU As We Know It has about ten days left (less if you’ve seen the leaks), I’m beginning to descend into melancholic nostalgia. However, it isn’t just the MCU that’s wrapping things up. Nope! Johnny Wick‘s third and seemingly final adventure is right around the corner, and Game of Thrones‘ final season began on Sunday.
All three of those are reason for me to pause and mourn, but it ain’t all bad news. You see, I’m also staring at less than a month left in the semester. Won’t catch me crying over its demise, though. No way! No how!
Anyways, how the fuck are you? This is Monday Morning Commute. The column where we gather to share what we’re enjoying on a given week. As well, we babble about what’s dropping over the course of the next seven days that has us hype.
I’ll go first!
Sony reveals first PlayStation 5 details. Surprise, it’s powerful-as-fuck and supports PS4 backwards compatibility!

Official PlayStation 5 details, friends! Nothing too surprising. Gotta admit, when I first read the article, I thought Sony mean backwards compatibility with all its devices. But, nope. Just PS4. So I’m a bit disappointed. That said, fuck yeah to more horsepower.
‘Horizon Zero Dawn’ sequel confirmed by voice actor. We knew this already, but it still feels good, right?

Like, we all knew there was going to be a sequel to Horizon Zero Dawn. The game itself is left wide open for more tales, and it made a fucking shitload of money. That said, it’s always exciting to hear someone involved confirmed it. A little morsel of hype amid the dearth of news.
Saturn’s moon Titan has lakes that behave like Earth’s, which is as cool as it sounds

Yo! So, I didn’t know it was rare for other bodies in the solar system to have hydrological cycles. Like, so fucking rare that apparently these lakes on Titan are the first ones we’ve found to have them, outside of Earth.
‘The Mandalorian’ gets a sexy ass official logo as my hype reaches critical levels

Everything I’ve seen from The Mandalorian (including leaked footage of yesterday’s teaser scenes, shh) has me torqued for this show. Case in point: the official logo.
We out here streaming my dudes, friends! 10 pm Eastern. Good Vibes + High Fives. Let’s GO!

We streaming tonight, my dudes! 10pm Eastern! Dead Cells! Star Wars + Pop Culture talk!
‘Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order’ Story Trailer: Trust Only In The Force!
Trailer looks dope! I trust Respawn, the mofuckahs behind Titanfall and Apex Legends. Finally, could we be getting a good Star Wars game?




