Duncan Jones’ ‘Mute’ Script To Become Graphic Novel.
I want Duncan Jones’ fucking Mute. Described as a Blade Runner homage, it promises to milk my cyberpunk prostrate. There will be spurt. Artwork for it leaked over a year ago, and since then there hasn’t been much about it. We now know that while it won’t be his next movie, it is getting the graphic novel treatment.
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Face of a Franchise: Harvey Dent
[face of a franchise presents two individuals that’ve fulfilled the same role. your task — choose the better of the two and defend your choice in the rancor pit that is the comments section]
In Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman, Billy Dee Williams delivers a Harvey Dent that is strong, tough on crime, and grandiose. However, narrow-minded fanboys scoff at Williams’ performance because of the fact that he’s…um…well, a dude with a mustache.
*Ahem*
On the other hand, Tommy Lee Jones’ performance in Batman Forever summons the true madness of Harvey Dent, the notion that residing within any single individual is the potential for unquantifiable conflict. Jones’ civil war of the mind affects every single viewer…who can look past the black lights and neon lasers.
So how about it? Who’s the better Harvey Dent – Lando Calrissian or No Country for Old Men?
OLOST – “Join the Professionals” From The Fabulous Stains
Because it’s Friday and I can do whatever I want. And because Ray Winstone is the shit.
Douche Psychologist Calls Gaming The ‘Silent Killer’
I’ve never heard of Steve Pope until today, but apparently he’s known in the gaming community. The dude is some douchebag psychologist, who in a past life was also a former drug addict. Today he’s getting publicity from us retarded, enabling websites for some bullshit he’s spouting about video games. Pope has used his wizard-like level of talent at being a fool to call gaming the “silent killer.”
‘Mad Men’ Gets Illustrated By Periscope Studio.
A bunch of creators have come together at Periscope Studio at give your favorite Mad Men characters life via illustration. Some of them took to panels and (empty) word balloons, while others chose singular illustrations or pseudo-print advertisements.
They’re all pretty sexy though.
Hit the jump to check them out.
Stan Lee Confirms The Thing Has An Orange Dong. Seriously.
Oh come off it. You know when you were a teenager, with your hormones giving you boners in Geometry class and your jacking off to .gifs you downloaded in AOL Chatrooms that you loved the speculation regarding the Thing’s cock. It was hilarious to you in Mallrats when the question was raised to Stan Lee.
Well, now old Stan has finally answered the question. Yes, the Thing’s cock is orange. Oh yeah, and he also talks about Reeds’ super hog.
Loophole Cost Microsoft Over 1 Million In MS Points.
You know those long ass fucking string of numbers and letters than accompany your MS Points cards? They may seem like fucking gibberish, but there’s a method to the madness. Yesterday, hackers deciphered that madness, and used it to generate 1.2 million dollars in MS Points.
OLOST – “We Can Do Anything” From Garbage Pail Kids
The Garbage Pail Kids are a bunch of non-union scabs.
Gary Oldman Talks About ‘The Dark Knight Rises’, Mentions The Villain.
I fucking warned all six of you regular readers here at OL. I’m going to be riding the jock of The Dark Knight Rises with a fevered nature that’s going to induce both moans of pleasure and screams at the horrible chaffing. While doing promotional work for Red Riding Hood or whatever, Gary Oldman’s begun to spit about TDKR. He’s mentioned that – gasp – it’s fucking dope, and hints at the villain.
Stem Cells Being Used In Trials To Cure Human Paralysis.
Stem Cells. Super buzz word time! We’ve heard the words. We’ve heard the debate ad nauseam. Now we can hear this: stem cells are being used in trials to cure paralysis. In humans. Welcome to the fucking future.
