Legendary Pictures Bringing ‘Mass Effect’ Movie Panel To Comic-Con.

Legendary Pictures is tasked with bringing a beloved fucking glorious video game franchise of mine to the flickering, silver, something, something, screen. This project of theirs sn’t something on the back burner. Oh no. In fact, there’s going to be a panel for the Mass Effect movie at Comic-Con.

Jealousy of attendees. Rising.

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TRAILER: ‘Walking Dead’ Season Two Teaser Has Arrived.

The teaser trailer for the second season of Walking Dead has dropped. Try and forget how much the season finale sucked farts through a shit-soaked straw and check it out.

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‘Uncharted’ Film Now Headed Up By ‘Limitless’ Director Neil Burger.

I sighed a big sigh of relief when David O. Russel and his Marky Mark-powered film adaptation of Uncharted fell apart and went down the toilet. The man tapped to replace O. Russel and Funky Bunch is Neil Burger, who recently directed Limitless.

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Images & Words – Jonah Hex #69

[images & words is the comic book pick-of-the-week at OL. equal parts review and diatribe, the post highlights the most memorable/infuriating/entertaining book released that wednesday]

As of late, it seems that all comics-related discussions are concerned with the crumbling state of the industry. Headlines of doom and gloom are absolutely proliferating, inspiring fear in otherwise satisfied fanboys. DC REBOOT BLAMED FOR NERD SUICIDE! MARVEL MEGA-EVENT BANKRUPTS SINGLE FATHER OF FOUR! DIGITAL SALES THREATEN RETAILERS’ BUSINESS!

In the midst of all this bullshit, it’s easy to forget that worthwhile comics are being released every damn week.

And the newest issue of Jonah Hex is a necessary reminder of just how sick comic books can be.

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China Now Offers ‘Online Property’ Insurance. The Future Rules.

More proof that we are merely living in the shadow of China and its ingenious ways these days. They’ve rolled out virtual property insurance. Protect them polygons! Fuck, you’ve spent more time harvesting ore or some shit in EVE Online than you have with your family, and you certainly love it more.

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Repeats of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Have Ads Digitally Inserted. Amazing.

Some eagle-eyed citizens of the Internet have come across something friggin’ astounding. Rerun episodes of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ have been digitally altered, inserting advertisements for new movies and the such. Anachronistic like what!

Welcome to the future.

Hit the jump to check them out.

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James Spader Officially Joins ‘The Office’. Just Let It Die. I Beg You.

The minds behind The Office have come together and officially announced their replacement for Steve Carell. Kind of. James Spader will be joining the cast for the eighth season of The Office, and he’ll be tasked with sort of but not really taking the position left behind by Michael Scott. It’s all a bit confusing.

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Promo image from ‘THE HOBBIT’ reveals dwarf bros Dori, Nori, and Ori.

A new promo image from The Hobbit has been released, and it’s pimping the dwarf brothers  Dori, Nori, and Ori.

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BioShock Infinite’s Protagonist Is Revealed. Booker is Sexy, Grizzled.

This week’s edition of EGMi has the protagonist of BioShock Infinite on its glorious cover. Not only that, but the gorgeous artwork pays homage to one of the most classic Uncanny X-Men covers. Ever. None other than Uncanny X-Men #141, or the X-Men comic that all of us mutant-fellaters point to as a high-water mark for the series.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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More Artwork of Robin From ‘Batman: Arkham City’ With Developer Comments.

It was announced a couple of weeks ago that Robin was going to be thrown into Batman: Arkham City as a pre-order bonus. Said Robin was revealed, and he looked all sorts of brooding and angsty. The people. They were not pleased. Rocksteady Studios has released some more artwork of the Boy Wonder, and saw fit to explain their design choices as well.

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