Marvel is beginning to excel at using awful, awful teasers to hype up events coming down the pipe. For every dope line of Fantastic Four #600 teasers, there’s putrid ones like this. No seriously, whose kid are they letting intern in the graphic design department?

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If there’s one thing I love about ‘Top Gun’, it’s the film’s ability to get a bunch of sweaty bro-dudes fisting pumping and partaking in what is some of the gayest shit in existence. It’s so sly in its introduction of what is some beautifull defused homoerotic tension that every homophobe in the world is almost ready to rub asses with their repressed unrequited gay crush by the end of it.

Now it’s coming in three-dimensions. It’s only going to be better.

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Tablets, tablets, tablets everywhere! Last week word broke on the Amazon Kindle tablet, and this week it seems that Gamestop wants itself some of that fuckin’ pie. I don’t blame them. When the going gets intangible, the uh, intangible gets…co-opted by Gamestop?

Yeah!

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Welcome to the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! This is the feature I use as an excuse to showcase the various debris that’ll be keeping my brain-bone lubricated so as to avoid jamming up at the hands of the workweek. Some Mondays, I write a little story beforehand as a creative writing exercise and preface the post with it. On other Mondays, I start the post by jotting down an amusing anecdote

And then there’re those Mondays when I’m so tired that my eyes are burning and I don’t have any goddamn coffee filters so kickstarting my creativity with a caffeine-defibrillator isn’t an option and all I want to do is pass out and wake up in 2013 so that I can laugh at all those fucking doomsayers and tell them that their apocalypse wasn’t even worth being awake for.

Guess what kind of Monday today is.

Quit’yer dinkin’ around, let’s do this.

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Welcome to the future. Everything isn’t beautiful, and shit definitely hurts. But we can pull off some truly tremendous shit. Case in point: glow-in-the-dark-cats that come from kitties being spliced with jelly fish genes. That may hold the cure to AIDS.

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Sam Kurd made a fight stick that is a confluence of subcultures colliding into an outrageous conglomeration of awesome. Joystick modding meet fighting games meet steampunk. Gorgeous.

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China’s got it good. They own like 95% of America (rough estimate), and they’re going to use their cheddar to do dope stuff. Like build a museum to comics  that is shaped like a comic book speech bubble and expensive as fuck. Ah, to dream.

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Party Down is one of my favorite shows. There has been talks of a movie. While I care about the characters, and hope the cast of the show financial wealth, my response to there being a movie shot next summer is: please no.

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It doesn’t surprise me in the least with all the hype behind the DC ‘New 52’ and Justice League #1 and its formerly-amazing creative team of Geoff Blah Johns and Jim Tired Lee that the title is selling well. I don’t know if I saw it selling this much though.

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Wow. If there was any question about whose side Jesse is on, I think any solid answer has been thrown to the dogs. After their brutal altercation at the end of “Bug,” Jesse is looking out for number one from now on – he’s a total wild card. He seems to like Gus more every episode, and you have to respect a guy who unflinchingly walks in front a sniper’s sights, but seeing another man’s head explode may have him looking for a way out.

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