Japan is offering $1 billion research grant for human augmentation and cyborg technology. The middle finger to mortality, comrades!

Japan is offering some serious cheese for human augmentation and cyborg research. Pretty awesome, no? Also, pretty bold of them that there’s a future for the planet that’s worth existing on, no?
‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ sales hit 25 million, which is both insane, and nothing compared to the sales pace of ‘Grand Theft Auto V’

Red Dead Redemption 2 has sold 25 million copies. Pretty sweet! As well, it has sold 1 million since May. Also, pretty sweet! But, man. When you compare it to GTA V sales? Drops in a bucket. Which is more of a monument to the latter, than a condemnation of the former.
Watch: Keanu Reeves deepfaked onto ‘Sesame Street’ is the hauntingly beautiful way to start the week
Keanu Reeves deepfaked onto Sesame Street. It’s equal parts horrifying and endearing.
Astronomers have discovered new kind of pulsating star that changes brightness every five minutes. What is it trying to say?!

Astronomers have a “new kind” of “pulsating star” that “changes brightness” every five minutes. Yo, you can’t fool me! Something is communicating to us from the Beyond! I’m just fucking around, but this is dope.
Report: ‘The Batman’ eyeing ‘BlacKkKlansman’ star John David Washington for key role. This is 100% fucking gnarly, dudes

John David Washington in The Batman? Sign me the fuck up. Dude was fantastic in BlacKkKlansman, and it seems like his star is deservedly on the rise.
Streaming tonight! Finally! Swear to the Elder Gods! 10pm!

We’re back! Promise. No Bateman in Madrid. No Bateman ditching me! Neither of us in Denver! Seriously, join us! Playing Katana Zero, talking the usual mixture of pop culture and poor taste. Grab a cold one, kick back, and enjoy the madness.
Rumor: ‘Black Panther 2’ villain is going to be Namor. Welcome to the MCU, bro. Took long enough!

Black Panther 2 ain’t dropping for a minute. But, that ain’t stopping the rumor mill! The latest shit? None other than Namor is going to be the baddie. Skeptical? That’s fucking understandable. However, this latest rumor comes from the same sources that accurately predicted that the real Mandarin would be in Shang-Chi, and that Taskmaster would be in Black Widow.
‘I Am Patrick Swayze’ Trailer: A worthy documentary for an Omega Level dude
One of my greatest discoveries over the past few years is how fucking awesome Patrick Swayze’s filmography. From Roadhouse to Point Break. A gorgeous head of hair, and legitimate acting chops. So, is this movie going to rock me? Yup! Am I going to see it? Yup!
Kudos to our own The Dude for bringing this to my attention.
Huge ‘No Man’s Sky’ update ‘BEYOND’ is dropping August 14, and, again, fuck I need to play it!

What the fuck am I waiting for? By all indications, No Man’s Sky is the perfect game for me. Get high, chill out, explore space! Will the upcoming BEYOND update be the moment I jump in? There’s a good possibility.
Ava DuVernay confirms Darkseid is gonna be in the ‘New Gods’ movie and we should all be stoked

I finished Mister Miracle on the plane to Denver last week. And, let me tell you. It’s fucking amazing. One of the lynch-pin characters of the maxi-series? Darkseid. So, I welcome the news with open fucking arms that dude is gonna be in the New Gods movie.



