Quantum teleportation has been used to send 3D information for the first time! Do I know what the fuck this means? Nope! Am I torqued? Yup!
I got it out of the way in the headline, but I’ll reiterate. I don’t really know what the fuck this means, other than: it’s progress, and it’s got the words quantum and teleportation. Is that enough to excite me? You bet your glistening tits.
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‘The Report’ Trailer: Adam Driver uncovers the secret of the US government’s Post-9/11 torture program
Jesus fuck, I was just thinking about this movie last night! I was fucking watching Zero Days, a pretty fantastic documentary about the Stuxnet virus. And I was like, oh yeah speaking of shady United States behavior, when is The Report dropping? And, now! We got a new trailer.
‘Homecoming’ season 2 has Stephan James returning and Kyle Patrick Alvarez will direct all the episodes. I need this to be fucking good!
Homecoming is getting a second season, friends. For better or worse. We’ve known that shit. However, now we know even more. Stephan James, who was fantastic in a lead role in the first season, will return. Additionally, Kyle Patrick Alvarez will direct all the episodes. How is my junk-mouth, rot-brain processing this? Cautiously. It’s hard to fathom the follow-up season approaching the heights of the original, given the absence of Sam Esmail. But, that said? It could very well rock in its own way.
Here is every device Disney+ will stream on at launch. Like, no fucking Smart TVs tho?
Disney has dropped the last of devices that Disney+ will be available at launch. And, like. This is the essence of a first-world problem: it ain’t launching on any Smart TVs. The fuck?
‘Metal Gear Solid’ is getting a vinyl album. If one track isn’t someone yelling “Snake” it’s utterly fucking pointless
The original Metal Gear Solid is getting a vinyl album. It’s droping for all ya’ll fucking hipsters who fucked with the original cinematic gaming experience. Me? Do I secretly wish I had a record player? Fucking of course.
NASA confirms its mission to Jupiter’s moon Europa to hunt for signs of life. Go, go, go!
NASA has confirmed it’s going to Jupiter’s moon Europa, folks. Launching a sumbitch up into the Cosmos to hunt for life. Expected launch date? Somewhere between 2033 and 2035.
Marvel Studios and Sony partnership on ‘Spider-Man’ movies is dead. This sucks so fucking much, dudes
The extremely mutually beneficial partnership between Marvel Studios and Sony is dead, friends. No more Spider-Man in the MCU. Man. I really hope this is fucking posturing, dudes. Like, this blows.
‘The Matrix 4’ is happening with Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss. Lana Wachowski is writing and directing. Like, woah.
The Matrix 4 is happening! Woah. With Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss! Double woah. As well, Lana Wachowski is writing and directing. Triple woah, dudes.
‘Death Stranding’ Gamescom Trailers: There is Pee Gameplay and Interdimensional Breast Feeding. Kojima, like, what the fuck?
I can tell you one thing for certain: I have no fucking idea what Death Stranding is going to be. Outside of, you know, absolutely fucking crazy. Pissing gameplay? Breastfeeding across dimensions?
Hit the jump for more details, and an additional trailer.
India’s space probe is officially orbiting the Moon. Gimme a hell yeah for lunar exploration!
India’s space probe is orbiting our fucking moon, folks! Hell yeah. But, it ain’t fucking done! It’ll be touching down on the Moon on September 7.
