THIS WEEK ON The Walking Dead – Better Angels
Souuieeeee!!! Hold on to your butts, it’s time for another Walking Dead 2min Redux. With just 2 episodes remaining, many questions are still left unanswered. Will Carl’s balls ever drop? Is Randall a real character or just a humanoid plot device? Is Shane insane or a misunderstood genius? Did Daryl do a stint with CSI at one point? Will T-Dog speak? Surrender disbelief, and follow me into the depths of post apocalyptic dramzlol, right after the jump.
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I THINK I MAY HAVE LIKED THE ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ ENDING. Let’s DISCUSS.
So, I just wrapped up Mass Effect 3 about an hour ago. I did so under the pall of a raging gaming community which has portions literally demanding a new ending. You know what? Under that pall, with that preparation, I liked that ending. However nothing refines one’s ideas and thoughts like discussion, so let’s do it Omega Level. Let’s discuss the Mass Effect 3 ending. Heavy spoilers past the break.
Video: GM And NASA Create Real Life POWER GLOVE. Wield Responsibly!
GM and NASA have teamed-up to create the real life Power Glove. A technology so fierce you’ll finally be able to beat the piss out of that Test Your Strength machine at the local burger joint.
Hit the jump for video and details.
Walmart Launching Exclusive DISC-TO-DIGITAL Service Next Month. Hint: Don’t Use It
Walmart is banking on one of the essential facts of Western Rot-Gut civilization: the average folk will pay for someone else to do a remedial task for them, no matter how easy the actual task may be. I mean Jesus Christ, would you pay Walmart to convert a DVD into a digital file for you?
Double Fine Adventure Kickstarter Ends With $3+ Million Raised. Community High-Five!
Tim Schafer and the rest of Double Fine have a considerable amount of money to work with. Through their record-breaking Kickstarter they raised over $3 million, far surpassing the $400,000 they were aiming for.
Video: Self-Frothing Beer Mug Is Modern Day Polio Cure. Inappropriate Hyperbole.
It’s the afternoon here on the Eastern coast of the Empire. Work is drudging. We seek the chemical escape. Let us momentarily bask in the power of technology. A technology that gives us self-frothing beer mugs.
Hit the jump to watch it in action.
The Sun’s Furious Sunspots Look Like PINK SPHINCTERS OF DOOM
Listen. We can pretend to be adults, or we can admit that these righteous sunspots look like a goddamn pink sphincter of Armageddon.
DAVID CRONENBERG To Direct TV Series Pilot ‘KNIFEMAN’ With Sam Raimi Producing
I have been going goddamn insane for David Cronenberg lately. Like waking up from some sort of stasis with a rapturous desire to catch-up on It All, I’ve been crushing his backlog. So this news comes at a point where just the idea has a bit of the ole loins-writhing kicking into action.
Microsoft Is Working On A Universal Translator. Foreign Language Teachers Shitting Themselves.
…Naw!, I’m just kidding. As products of the cultures they reflect, foreign languages will always have worth. Plus French is sexy. However, it would be goddamn glorious if I could have something to translate for me in a pinch. That’s why my boys Microsoft and their Science Daemons have my back.
