Net Neutrality’s Death Begins July 12. Download That Fetish Porn STAT
You better stockpile the porn and download the esoteric bands you may enjoy. Starting on July 12 a whole cadre of ISPs are going to begin monitoring user-usage in an attempt to ferret out those they suspect are pirating content. Which means…roughly 99% of my generation.
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‘DIABLO III’ GETS AN OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE. This May, It’s On.
Pow! Well here’s some salve to apply to my chaffed post-Mass Effect 3 gaming nipples. Not only is Diablo III actually-maybe-potentially real, but it has a release date. Finally.
Second REAL-LIFE Batman Pops Up In The Slovak Republic. Oh, Reality <3
Apparently no one has seen Kick-Ass. ‘Cause to compliment the real-life dude bombing around Brazil as the Goddamn Bat-Man, there is now another would-be good doer patrolling parts of the Slovak Republic.
Video: BIOSHOCK: INFINTE Has Second “Heavy Hitter” Revealed, The Handyman
The second of BioShock: Infinite’s heavy hitters has been revealed, the handyman! Just don’t bend over or you’ll find out why the good chap earned that name. I kid! I cry. I kid because I cry inside.
Hit the jump to check out some video goodness.
Views From The Space-Ship: Those Freeloading F**king Cats
Views From The Space-Ship, aka Desktop Tuesdays, aka Desktop Thursdays is a (theoretically) weekly column where I show you my worlds. Share your own in the comments section!
‘THE AVENGERS’ JAPANESE TRAILER: New Footage, Same Soiled Underwear
More footage! Always more footage! A new nation, new footage. This time we have the Japanese trailer for The Avengers, and it’s got some sexy new glimpses into the Wunder-Marketing-Synergy-Kapow Flick.
Hit the jump to check it out.
THIS WEEK ON The Walking Dead – Better Angels
Souuieeeee!!! Hold on to your butts, it’s time for another Walking Dead 2min Redux. With just 2 episodes remaining, many questions are still left unanswered. Will Carl’s balls ever drop? Is Randall a real character or just a humanoid plot device? Is Shane insane or a misunderstood genius? Did Daryl do a stint with CSI at one point? Will T-Dog speak? Surrender disbelief, and follow me into the depths of post apocalyptic dramzlol, right after the jump.
I THINK I MAY HAVE LIKED THE ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ ENDING. Let’s DISCUSS.
So, I just wrapped up Mass Effect 3 about an hour ago. I did so under the pall of a raging gaming community which has portions literally demanding a new ending. You know what? Under that pall, with that preparation, I liked that ending. However nothing refines one’s ideas and thoughts like discussion, so let’s do it Omega Level. Let’s discuss the Mass Effect 3 ending. Heavy spoilers past the break.
Video: GM And NASA Create Real Life POWER GLOVE. Wield Responsibly!
GM and NASA have teamed-up to create the real life Power Glove. A technology so fierce you’ll finally be able to beat the piss out of that Test Your Strength machine at the local burger joint.
Hit the jump for video and details.
