I thought this year’s movie releases were out of control, and then this happened. Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master  has a release date. I wasn’t expecting anything out of this flick during this calendar year, and that was only during the times when I actually believed it would ever see the light of day.

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Do you know how excited I am for this movie? I’ve been waiting since 1979  — and I wasn’t even fucking born yet.  I’ll always love Aliens, but the original Alien  owns 42% of my heart (Close Encounters of the Third Kind  owns the other 58%). To have Ridley Scott direct the prequel (and don’t tell me it’s not — the fucking space jockey is in the trailer) is pretty much every dream I’ve ever had come true. IN IMAX.

Here is the clip that premiered at WonderCon.

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The Pirate Bay is shucking and jiving like a motherfucker lately to stay ahead of the Popo Zao. Them wily sons a bitches are even contemplating taking their servers to the skies with drones. However, next they might need to figure out how to get around Microsoft blocking their links in their instant messages.

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Aesop Rock is one of my favorite artists of all time. His mind-bending lyrics are complimented by his humor and social commentary, and through this he has had an effect on how I think and even how I spit out the mindcap nonsense around these parts. There’s been a dry as fuck spell from Bazooka Tooth when it comes to solo albums, and that’s pained me in the nuts. Thankfully it’s all coming to an end this July.

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Forget the Force being strong with me, I need to get down with the  Uzay. Such is the name of a line of Star Wars  action figure knock-offs rolled out in the late 1980s in Turkey. As far as I’m concerned, the Turkish masterminds behind this line of figures were simply cleaning up lore, and elaborating on obvious concepts. Or losing their goddamn minds.

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Actor Joel Kinnaman has been cast as the lead in the RoboCop remake, and he’s been speaking out recently about the gig. Usually I wouldn’t really pay attention to this fuzz, but Kinnaman hit on a hot topic that I think may agitate some Nerd Asses.

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Despite my good friend and occasional commenter Fink trying to explain EVE Online  to me, I’ve never been able to fully grasp it. It isn’t that his explanations are poor, but rather it seems an online world of such complexity that it’s something I’d have to experience for myself. I mean, fuck! It’s the sort of game where you can buy real shit  with money you earn in game.

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Maybe it’s the medication kicking in with its midday efficacy, but I’m digging this Total Recall  teaser. Or maybe its just that I am a total floozy for anything futuristic or even quasi  cyberpunk. I love the original, but if this can distance itself enough from Arnold On Mars while offering up its own futuristic swag, I’m down. Maybe.

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Yeah, I have no idea how anything awful can come out of this. One gentleman in China is building submarines after getting laid off. Fuck man, if I was you I’d just be sitting around all day with a bottle of Lubriderm and a smile. Making me feel lazy as shit.

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Here’s an Avengers  trailer rocketing out of Poland that goes superhard on the Black Widow action. I may be losing my mind, but some of the footage looks like its from Iron Man 2, unless Natasha spends a lot of her time running around nondescript white hallways. None the less, I’ll take it.

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