‘THE AVENGERS’ Soundtrack Features Late 90’s Nu-Metal Crap. Also: New Soundgarden

Oh boy! I thought that the awful use of Nine Inch Nails  in the trailer for Avengers  was bad. I like the song, but holy fuck. Heavy handed. After glancing at the soundtrack listing for the flick, I’m not wishing that was the worst of my problems.

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DreamWorks releases the trailer for “Rise of the Guardians”. What the good god hell.

Having been operating under the impression that “How To Train Your Dragon” was a complete one-off, I was shocked when someone on Tumblr linked me to the trailer for DreamWorks’s upcoming film, “Rise of the Guardians”, and it looked good. I mean, really good. The kind of good that usually isn’t associated with DreamWorks.

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‘AKIRA’ Creator Is Tagging Back Into Manga. *Cue Tetsuoooooo*

I don’t read manga, but the anime adaptation of Akira  is more than responsible for help shaping the warped, bent, broken psyche that I own these days.  Katsuhiro Otomo is the creator of the long-as-fuck saga, and he hasn’t written any long-form manga since then.

Until now. Cue dramatic horns!

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‘CALL OF DUTY’ Creative Strategist ‘FourZeroTwo’ Resigns. There Was…Creative Strategy?

The creative strategist behind Call of Duty  has resigned, prompting me to ask the dickish question. When was the last time we actually found anything resembling creative strategy in the Call of Duty  franchise? From the DLC to the ad campaigns to the treatment of their fans. It’s all pretty bland to me.

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MERCURY Got Itself Some MYSTERIOUS HOLLOWS. Snape Snickers.

The fun thing about all the bullsquash that NASA is launching into orbit is that not only is it helping the Space Brains of the Blue Marble figure things out, its also raising new questions as well. For what is the imagination for, if it has no room left to guess with? What the fuck…? Anyways, yeah! NASA’s  MESSENGER turned up some unexpected hollows on the surface of Mercury.

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The Dude’s High 5s: Top 5 Movies I Hate Yet Everyone Else Loves

We all have movies that we hate yet everyone else we know seems to love.   Those movies that are brought up in conversation that we have to bite our tongue lest we incur the wrath of the public.   Well in today’s High 5 I’m taking a stand.   I encourage all of you to take a stand with me.   Yell from the rafters how much you hate a certain classic movie.   Or yell at me for hating these particular movies.

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This Indie Developer Walked Away From Zynga’s $120 Million Purchase of OMGPOP. Dude’s Got Spine.

Shay Pierce was an employee at OMGPOP, the company behind the infernal Draw Something. Said company was going to be gobbled the fuck up by Zynga to the tune of $120 million. Unlike the rest of his fellow employees at the company, Pierce said “no thanks”, and peaced out of the joint. Why, you ask? Read on.

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Marvel Continues Teasing Possible ‘ULTIMATE’ Crossover In New ‘SPIDER-MEN’ Promo. 616-U?

Marvel continues to tease the tip when it comes to some sort of crossover involving both Peter Parker and the Spider-Man of their Ultimate universe. I can’t recall a time when they’ve riffed on this sort of interaction between the two universes, but if they’re going to do it they might as well do it with their best character. Yeah, that’s right. Miles Morales.

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OH MY GOD ‘HARRY POTTER’ EBOOKS FINALLY AVAILABLE AT POTTERMORE

Oh sweet butterballs, this is what I’ve been dreaming of for such a long time. More than anything, I’ve been wanting to rebuy all those Harry Potter  tomes I finished so many moons ago in eBook form. I need to comb through the books for the moment where J.K. Rowling finally lost her mind and began her march towards the epilogue.

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Rumor: NEXT PLAYSTATION CALLED ‘ORBIS’, DETAILS Here.

Oh shit! Kotaku has blown the roof off of the next PlayStation with a deluge of details and purported facts. Consider how this same sort of thing happened last year with their Modern Warfare 3  expose, I’m going to go ahead and say that all this stuff is going to be legit.

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