Anonymous has been on the rocks lately, with their leader selling them the fuck out, releasing an OS with malware or some shit, and other unfortunate incidents. They intend on rallying this Saturday by killing the internet. I suppose if you’re going to ball, ball hard.

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I love Will Ferrell. I love Anchorman. You’d think that these two loves would glom onto one another in my heart and make a pants-explosion at the news that there is a sequel to the film coming. However, as much as I find this clip amusing, I’m wondering if its a sign that Willy Ferrell is running out of ideas.

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To obtain my undergraduate degree, I attended a liberal arts school in Boston. As such, it was expected that I not only study the things that I’m interested in and want to make a career out of, but a bunch of other random shit as well. While initially seeming like a bad idea, it actually gave me the opportunity to learn some things that I never would’ve otherwise.

During one especially boring semester, I decided to take Computer Hacking 1101: Introduction to 1337 Systems. Although the class wasn’t applicable to anything I wanted to do in the long-term, I learned some cool tricks for stealing government information, manipulating my income tax returns, and contacting Morpheus. But the best thing I learned was how to hack into the SECRET FILES of my favorite companies.

What I now present is an actual document I obtained while hacking away at the servers over at DC Comics. From what I can tell, it is an actual promo poster that is going to be used for what could be the most sensational limited series of all time.

I mean, what a concept! What a creative team! Fuck, just check it out for yourself!

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Back in the 1970’s, Nintendo wasn’t a console making machine. Naw, they made arcade games. Very similar to Space Invaders, but totally not a rip-off. Winky wink. Just keep walking. Unless you’re going to play. Then give them your quarters. All of them.

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NASA is getting their trippy on with this animation. It depicts all the ocean currents rocking out at once, and we the viewer get to bask in their science. I’m personally doing so in my underwear, mowing a cold can of Campbell’s Chunky soup. You continue on NASA with your wizardy, I’ll continue seeing the bar low for us geeks of the world.

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Ain’t this the veritable mash-up. We have the AT-AT walker meeting an oil painting. It says, “Yeah, I’m sweaty and I like convention circuits, but I also discuss the franchise scat fest George Lucas has created over some wine. That I sip out of my Empire Strikes Back  wine glass.”

Talk about shoehorning bullshit into seemingly harmless legislation. UK MPs want to go about preventing their blood-thirsty press from reporting on celebrities and shiz. Seems harmless enough. However how they want to go about doing so is typical backroom privacy-rights destroying bullshit.

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Oh boy! I thought that the awful use of Nine Inch Nails  in the trailer for Avengers  was bad. I like the song, but holy fuck. Heavy handed. After glancing at the soundtrack listing for the flick, I’m not wishing that was the worst of my problems.

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Having been operating under the impression that “How To Train Your Dragon” was a complete one-off, I was shocked when someone on Tumblr linked me to the trailer for DreamWorks’s upcoming film, “Rise of the Guardians”, and it looked good. I mean, really good. The kind of good that usually isn’t associated with DreamWorks.

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I don’t read manga, but the anime adaptation of Akira  is more than responsible for help shaping the warped, bent, broken psyche that I own these days.  Katsuhiro Otomo is the creator of the long-as-fuck saga, and he hasn’t written any long-form manga since then.

Until now. Cue dramatic horns!

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