Charlie Kaufman Got Himself A Debut NOVEL. Prepare For Mind-Warp.

I wasn’t expecting this. Charlie Kaufman, the mind behind Eternal Sunshine, Adaptation, Being John…  and others is dropping a novel on our asses. Prepare for the META-BOMB, a tool of destruction that Kaufman wields with aplomb.

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‘HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET’ TRAILER: Jennifer Lawrence. ‘Nuff Said. #PigMode

I know I’m not exactly classing it up with the animated gif above. I can’t help it. I’m smitten like a raving lunatic. Still live-blogging from inside Jennifer Lawrence’s toilet. They smell golden, yo. They smell golden. Watch the trailer. Do it. Or Imma cut you.

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‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Trailer Goes LEGO.

This is an impressive homage right here. I don’t have the talent to actually construct a LEGO set. Even using the directions. I get annoyed quickly, eat three or four of them, and sit in the corner waiting for either my asphyxiation or painful bowel movement. So I can’t even fathom undertaking this recreation of The Dark Knight Rises  trailer using only those sexy little blocks.

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Superhero and Sci-Fi Movies Imagined As 8-Bit Awesomeness.

Eric Palmer dropped the thunder with this collection of 8-bit inspired sci-fi and superhero posters. ‘Cause god knows us geeks of the older caste enjoy getting our pop culture moments filtered through our Nintendo.

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‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Character Appearance Confirmed. Behind Spoiler Wall. #Classy

I’d like to thank sites for not classing it up and putting this crap behind a spoiler wall, thereby taking away my choice to learn it or not. I’m doing you a solid and throwing it behind a more tag, ’cause everyone has a right to curiosity. But they also got a right to go in virginal.

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RUMOR: Stripped Down Xbox Planned For 2013. This Won’t Confuse Anyone.

If it isn’t enough that Microsoft is dropping a new  Xbox with sexy new guts next year, they may also be releasing a stripped down version of their console. All next year, close to one another.

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You Know What They Call ‘THE HUNGER GAMES’ In Paris? [Groan/Laugh]

A truly remarkable moment of both wit and clarity. The pinnacle of intertextual punning. Aiight, whatever. Shut up. I laughed.

‘PROMETHEUS’ Should Be Rated R According To Ridley Scott. Also! NEW IMAGES.

For someone who is totally tit-tweakingly jazzed for The Dark Knight Rises  and Avengers, all I can see to think about lately is Prometheus. The Hype Machine has been slowly rolling out new information and pictures, and as all the contents continue to pull up on themselves, the jimmy of mine continues to glisten more and more. Here’s some Ridley Scott talkin’ ratings action, plus an assemblage of scans.

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Watch Joe Quesada show You How To Draw THE HULK In This ‘Master Class’ Video

Back in the day when he wasn’t running what feels like the entire goddamn Marvel Enterprise, Joe Quesada was an artist. A damn fine one, too. His work on Daredevil  during the Kevin Smith run was some of my favorite artwork during those early teen years of mine. Throughout the years as he has inherited more and more responsibility, Dude Quesada’s artwork has taken a back seat. Riffing on a segment that’s part of  Disney XD’s Marvel Universe programming block called “Master Class”, Quesada shows us how to draw the Hulk, while also showing off his radical skills.

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‘BLACK OPS 2’ Release Date And Multiplayer Details Leaked?

Dare it be hersey when I state that out of all of the Call of Duty  titles I’ve rubbed up against, Black Ops  has been my favorite? It jazzed a certain shade of my tits, and I spent a good amount of time enjoying this jazz. I always assumed that it was going to spawn a sequel, and deets on that second game may have leaked.

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