Happy Passover/Easter from South Park!
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have never been ones to shy away from examining the absurdities of powerful institutions–religion being one that offers much fodder for inspired tomfoolery. South Park episodes that take a closer look at dogma typically deliver the goods in some capacity–be it a witty insight or riotous commentary–and last episode “Jewpacabra” was no exception thanks mainly to Cartman’s extended dream sequence that puts the destruction of Egypt in Exodus into an appropriately brutal light. Take a look after the jump.
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‘ASSASSIN’S CREED 3’ Creative Director: Your Desired Locales Are Dumb
You have to hand it to Alex Hutchinson, creative director for Assassin’s Creed 3. Dude lobs bombs at the internet and then doesn’t really back away from them. There’s a certain appreciable quality to the stupidity he’s displayed lately.
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Rian Johnson’s ‘LOOPER’ Gets Official Poster. I Get Groin Drip.
Boinggggggggggggggg. The official poster for Looper has been revealed. I don’t think it’s a particularly fantastic poster, as it seems to riff super-hard on the Source Code vibe. Just ruthlessly grinding all over it. Who gives a fuck though, the poster is yet another herald for the film’s forthcoming release.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Gary Ross WON’T DIRECT ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel. Well There’s That.
Yesterday it looked like negotiations between Gary Ross and Lionsgate over his fee for directing the Hunger Games sequel were tense. Now they look dead. Rigor mortis, man! But the wrinkle is that it may never have been about the money. Thickening of plot!
‘NEON GENESIS EVANGELION’ Android Phone Is Fanservice Orgasm
Neon Genesis Evangelion ripped the tits off my adolescent brain and turned me into an existential nightmare. Back when it dropped, I didn’t even have a cell phone. In fact, they weren’t even the ubiquitous must-have staple of our culture. If they were, I would have been all over this phone. So gorgeous.
Video: ‘BABES N DONUTS’ SCION COMMERCIAL Is Slop Culture Pinnacle
Here’s a commercial for the new Scion iQ. It’s a car filled with women eating junk food, covering themselves in slop as the car does donuts while the pigs at home (us, hi!) get aroused. The sound of Rot is terrifyingly beautiful.
These NANOSTARS Kill Cancer Without Ever Entering Cell. Yeah, Science!
Nanomachines! They’re coming to give me telekinesis, immortal life, and an enormous, enormous johnson. Think I’m full of shit, that the nano-revolution isn’t coming? Tell that to the fucking nanostars!
Buy KATNISS’ District 12 House From ‘HUNGER GAMES’ For A Mere $1.4 Million
Wade Shepherd owns a piece of property that is sure to send countless fanboys and fangirls into fingers-curling esctacy: Katniss’ house from the Hunger Games flick. Being a charitable dude, he’s willing to give it to you for a mere asking price of $1.4 million.
FECES TRANSPLANT From Cousin May Save Dude’s Life.
I didn’t know that feces transplants existed outside of a select genre of pornography, but now I am all the wiser. They certainly do, and this knowledge may put a more…favorable light on what is going on in all those German dungeons.
