Rian Johnson’s ‘LOOPER’ Gets Official Poster. I Get Groin Drip.
Boinggggggggggggggg. The official poster for Looper has been revealed. I don’t think it’s a particularly fantastic poster, as it seems to riff super-hard on the Source Code vibe. Just ruthlessly grinding all over it. Who gives a fuck though, the poster is yet another herald for the film’s forthcoming release.
Hit the jump to check it out.
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Gary Ross WON’T DIRECT ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel. Well There’s That.
Yesterday it looked like negotiations between Gary Ross and Lionsgate over his fee for directing the Hunger Games sequel were tense. Now they look dead. Rigor mortis, man! But the wrinkle is that it may never have been about the money. Thickening of plot!
‘NEON GENESIS EVANGELION’ Android Phone Is Fanservice Orgasm
Neon Genesis Evangelion ripped the tits off my adolescent brain and turned me into an existential nightmare. Back when it dropped, I didn’t even have a cell phone. In fact, they weren’t even the ubiquitous must-have staple of our culture. If they were, I would have been all over this phone. So gorgeous.
Video: ‘BABES N DONUTS’ SCION COMMERCIAL Is Slop Culture Pinnacle
Here’s a commercial for the new Scion iQ. It’s a car filled with women eating junk food, covering themselves in slop as the car does donuts while the pigs at home (us, hi!) get aroused. The sound of Rot is terrifyingly beautiful.
These NANOSTARS Kill Cancer Without Ever Entering Cell. Yeah, Science!
Nanomachines! They’re coming to give me telekinesis, immortal life, and an enormous, enormous johnson. Think I’m full of shit, that the nano-revolution isn’t coming? Tell that to the fucking nanostars!
Buy KATNISS’ District 12 House From ‘HUNGER GAMES’ For A Mere $1.4 Million
Wade Shepherd owns a piece of property that is sure to send countless fanboys and fangirls into fingers-curling esctacy: Katniss’ house from the Hunger Games flick. Being a charitable dude, he’s willing to give it to you for a mere asking price of $1.4 million.
FECES TRANSPLANT From Cousin May Save Dude’s Life.
I didn’t know that feces transplants existed outside of a select genre of pornography, but now I am all the wiser. They certainly do, and this knowledge may put a more…favorable light on what is going on in all those German dungeons.
New ‘DOUBLE DRAGON’ game announced. It looks f**king stupid.
If you’re going to reboot a franchise from my childhood, do it correctly. I beg you. Better yet, just don’t do it. Especially if you can’t nail the art design, or essence. Double Dragon: Neon is some shiny abomination that is taking the name of one of my favorites from my pre-pubes days.
Hit the jump to bask in the horror.
Scientists Can Make Solar Cells Thinner Than Spider Silk? Well Done.
Behold some glory-be futurism nonsense right here. Scientists have made solar cells that are thin like woah, and can be wrapped around human hair. Human hair, folks.
Video: Longboarding Gandalf Stops Traffic. Slower Than…A Tolkien Novel
Gandalf is rocking out on a longboard, slowing traffic the fuck down. Why are you going to watch this? Because it’s what our culture is, yo. Spectacle. Nonsensical, empty, spectacle. Don’t fight it. Embrace the rot.
