New ‘DOUBLE DRAGON’ game announced. It looks f**king stupid.

If you’re going to reboot a franchise from my childhood, do it correctly. I beg you. Better yet, just don’t do it. Especially if you can’t nail the art design, or essence. Double Dragon: Neon  is some shiny abomination that is taking the name of one of my favorites from my pre-pubes days.

Hit the jump to bask in the horror.