New ‘DOUBLE DRAGON’ game announced. It looks f**king stupid.
If you’re going to reboot a franchise from my childhood, do it correctly. I beg you. Better yet, just don’t do it. Especially if you can’t nail the art design, or essence. Double Dragon: Neon is some shiny abomination that is taking the name of one of my favorites from my pre-pubes days.
Hit the jump to bask in the horror.
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Scientists Can Make Solar Cells Thinner Than Spider Silk? Well Done.
Behold some glory-be futurism nonsense right here. Scientists have made solar cells that are thin like woah, and can be wrapped around human hair. Human hair, folks.
Video: Longboarding Gandalf Stops Traffic. Slower Than…A Tolkien Novel
Gandalf is rocking out on a longboard, slowing traffic the fuck down. Why are you going to watch this? Because it’s what our culture is, yo. Spectacle. Nonsensical, empty, spectacle. Don’t fight it. Embrace the rot.
‘HUNGER GAMES’ Director Demanding The Big Bucks For ‘CATCHING FIRE’
Gary Ross just made a fucking shitload directing Hunger Games, along with everyone else involved in the enterprise. With the flick crushing ass throughout box offices near and far, Ross is willing to return for the sequel. At a price.
Mark Waid Drops Knowledge About INSANE COST Of Print Comics.
Mark Waid is beginning to win me over. I’ve opined that I can find the chap both insightful and infuriating, but I’m particularly enamored with his pulling back of the veil and exposing the insanity of trying to make the ducets through print comics.
This WOOLLY MAMMOTH Is One Of The Most Well Preserved Ever Found.
At first blush, I thought this was a hoax. Turns out, it’s just goddamn radical. Researchers have encountered an impressively preserved wooly mammoth, with features such as hair and foot pads still in fact. Bless you, ice! Bless you.
Gearbox Boss Calls ‘WII U’ A “Really Nice Bridge” To Next Generation. LOL Cripes.
The head honcho of Gearbox Software has opened up about the Wii U and did a good job of pulling its pants down while trying to give it a compliment.
Cosplay: Hot Wampa And Giant Ewok Make The Furries Quiver
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Oh shit! Now that the Ninja Turtles are done with the secret of the ooze, Wicket has been pounding it like a motherfucker. He’s grown strong like bull, and now he intends on plowing the nonsense out of a gorgeous wampa babe. Sometimes it pays to be born on the forest moon of Endor.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Leaves ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’, No! x Infinity.
JGL, light of my life. Steed of my steed. Game of Thrones-esque proclamation of my GoT proclamation. Why do you have to go and do this to me? Surely my vigil is well tended? Surely the hair and fingernails I sacrifice to you are full of the nutrients your ether-soul demands?
Sonic’s Co-Creator JOINS NINTENDO. Nothing Is Sacred.
Dark times, my friends. Dark times indeed. Hirokazu Yasuhara is the co-creator of Sonic the Hedgehog. A goddamn icon. Despite being partly responsible for the most x-treme character ever, the good sir has crossed war lines. Defected to the USSR.
