‘HUNGER GAMES’ Director Demanding The Big Bucks For ‘CATCHING FIRE’

Gary Ross just made a fucking shitload directing Hunger Games, along with everyone else involved in the enterprise. With the flick crushing ass throughout box offices near and far, Ross is willing to return for the sequel. At a price.

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Mark Waid Drops Knowledge About INSANE COST Of Print Comics.

Mark Waid is beginning to win me over. I’ve opined that I can find the chap both insightful and infuriating, but I’m particularly enamored with his pulling back of the veil and exposing the insanity of trying to make the ducets through print comics.

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This WOOLLY MAMMOTH Is One Of The Most Well Preserved Ever Found.

At first blush, I thought this was a hoax. Turns out, it’s just goddamn radical. Researchers have encountered an impressively preserved wooly mammoth, with features such as hair and foot pads still in fact. Bless you, ice! Bless you.

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Gearbox Boss Calls ‘WII U’ A “Really Nice Bridge” To Next Generation. LOL Cripes.

The head honcho of Gearbox Software has opened up about the Wii U and did a good job of pulling its pants down while trying to give it a compliment.

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Cosplay: Hot Wampa And Giant Ewok Make The Furries Quiver

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Oh shit! Now that the Ninja Turtles are done with the secret of the ooze, Wicket has been pounding it like a motherfucker. He’s grown strong like bull, and now he intends on plowing the nonsense out of a gorgeous wampa babe. Sometimes it pays to be born on the forest moon of Endor.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Leaves ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’, No! x Infinity.

JGL, light of my life. Steed of my steed. Game of Thrones-esque proclamation of my GoT proclamation. Why do you have to go and do this to me? Surely my vigil is well tended? Surely the hair and fingernails I sacrifice to you are full of the nutrients your ether-soul demands?

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Sonic’s Co-Creator JOINS NINTENDO. Nothing Is Sacred.

Dark times, my friends. Dark times indeed.  Hirokazu Yasuhara is the co-creator of Sonic the Hedgehog. A goddamn icon. Despite being partly responsible for the most x-treme  character ever, the good sir has crossed war lines. Defected to the USSR.

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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA’ Sequel Announced For April 2014.

Provided that the world doesn’t end in December (it’s going to, fuck science and fuck you too), Marvel is going to continue churning out installments of the comic-book-movie-industrial-complex. Hope you’re not sick of the flicks, cause they’re lined up for years, and years, and years. The latest joint to get an official sequel release date is Captain America: Fucking Silly Poses.

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‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Audio Outtakes Have Morgan Freeman Confused As F**k

Okay, these aren’t legitimate outtakes from The Dark Knight Rises, but they’re amusing the balls out of me. Particularly awesome: Morgan Freeman not understanding that Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same people.

Hit the jump for them.

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‘TO ROME WITH LOVE’ TRAILER: A Woody for Italy. Get It?

The trailer for the next Woody Allen joint (he’s calling them that now) has dropped, and I’m embracing it with arms wide open. If I’m being more specific, I’m trying to embrace Penelope Cruz’ character from the trailer, but I’m not sure I can wrap myself around her…glory. Oh yeah, the rest of the movie looks pretty jazzy, too.

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