New High-Res Look At CATWOMAN From ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Is Latex Explosion
Want to see Anne Hathaway completely clad-up in latex and bang-me-boots? Of course you do! I also think she’s supposed to be some sort of superhero or something. Pussy Gal. I think.
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PETER PARKER and MILES MORALES To Meet In ‘SPIDER-MEN’. Oh Marvel.
Well, it’s happening. The Ultimate and 616 universes are somehow interacting, an event that Joe Quesada once said would only happen when Marvel was out of ideas. Which you know, makes it seem like perfect sense that its happening now.
Details and artwork after the jump.
‘ANCHORMAN 2’ DETAILS: Custody Battles and Bowling! Uh, Yeah!
Not only is Anchorman 2 happening, but we’re beginning to hear some news about the cash-in. Shit, did I just call it an obvious cash-in for Ferrell now that he can’t seem to churn out a hit? Goddamn right I did!
Dental X-Rays Linked To BRAIN TUMORS. OMFG. Fear ++
As I mow on some jelly beans, I am relishing the fact that I am slowly feeling my teeth rot. It turns out the alternative to my sugar-coated rot-teeth are brain tumors.
IRAN Denies They’re Getting Rid Of INTERNET For “National Intranet”, Wink!
Iran totally, totally isn’t going to cut off their peoples from the Internet in lieu of a national intranet. Totally. They’re not winking.
The Meming of Life: Skateboarding Professor
Being a total sucka for memes, I thought I would introduce a new series celebrating popular memes as they pop, or just whenever I feel like talking about them. Aside from the fact that memes are google gold, my profound fascination goes much deeper than the cheap thrills of internet popularism. I think there is some intangible esoteric allure that great memes possess.
The Dude’s High 5’s: Top 5 Musical Mash-ups
For those of you who may know me, you might be shocked to see that I am actually doing a musical High 5. I’m gonna let the rest of you OLers in on a little secret about the Dude. I don’t like music. That’s not to say I hate music. There are some songs I love, but I don’t actively seek out new sounds to expand my horizons like I will with other media. I can’t explain it very well. I think music is intimate, personal. Whereas a movie has 2 hours to win you over, books have a narrative that can drive the imagination, and a TV show has seasons, a song has to grab you and tell a story in minutes. This is probably why I like so few songs. So when I was introduced to the concept of mash-ups, I was perplexed. How could I possible like two songs thrown together when I didn’t really care for either song on their own. I’m not sure, but here they are, my top 5 music mash-ups.
IKEA Is Building Its Own LONDON NEIGHBORHOOD. F**king Amazing.
Soon, Ikea will be furnishing the wombs of pregnant women with genetically engineered fetus-beds and womb lightning. It’s going to be goddamn amazing. Until then, we’re going to have to settle for this: a London neighborhood built by those fucking Swedes.
NEW ‘DMC’ TRAILER: Dante Is A Known Sexual Deviant. No, Srsly.
A new trailer for DmC has dropped, and I’m glad it’s completely out of its fucking mind. Slow motion glimpses at Dante as dresses in mid-leap, comments on his sexual deviancy, and the classic gameplay you’ve known to love or hate. Fuck man, I wasn’t expecting this…I’m actually looking forward to this game.
Comics We’re Snagging This Week: Get That Broadsword Out Of My Secret Orifice
As I type this, it’s Tuesday evening. I’m on campus in the middle of another seven hour school night. Fuck, man! When you read this, such time will have passed. The groans of labor receded. It will be the most special day of the week. No, no, no. Not colonic and sugar cone Saturday evening. Though that day is a close second. It will be Wednesday, heralding the arrival of new funny books.
This is the jam where we all share the comics we’re digging this week. If you don’t know what’s dropping, hit up ComicList. Share your list, who knows what could happen. My colonic buddy is going away this weekend and if you’re comically compatible consider this your entrance exam.
