NEW ‘SKYFALL’ PICS Are Full Of BEAUTIFUL BODIES & Guns. Win/Win.

Skyfall. Lost beneath my quaking dick-lust for Django, The Master, Hobbit, Dark Knight, Avengers, Looper, Spider-Man,  and on, and on, and on. I like what I’m seeing though. Namely hot people and violence. Freud, take a bow.

Hit the jump for some new pictures.

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Appeals Court: Computer Code Is Not “Property” — HACK THE PLANET.

Imma go ahead and be upfront with you about something you may have already surmised: I’m not versed enough in the legal system to adequately comment on this post. However, with my admittedly limited capacities, I find this ruling quite interestings.

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Spanish Poster For ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’; Plus Walton Goggins Joins Cast.

Oh shit! Here’s a gorgeous Spanish poster for Django Unchained, plus news of Boyd Crowder joining the cast.

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New High-Res Look At CATWOMAN From ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Is Latex Explosion

Want to see Anne Hathaway completely clad-up in latex and bang-me-boots? Of course you do! I also think she’s supposed to be some sort of superhero or something. Pussy Gal. I think.

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PETER PARKER and MILES MORALES To Meet In ‘SPIDER-MEN’. Oh Marvel.

Well, it’s happening. The Ultimate and 616 universes are somehow interacting, an event that Joe Quesada once said would only happen when Marvel was out of ideas. Which you know, makes it seem like perfect sense that its happening now.

Details and artwork after the jump.

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‘ANCHORMAN 2’ DETAILS: Custody Battles and Bowling! Uh, Yeah!

Not only is Anchorman 2  happening, but we’re beginning to hear some news about the cash-in. Shit, did I just call it an obvious cash-in for Ferrell now that he can’t seem to churn out a hit? Goddamn right I did!

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Dental X-Rays Linked To BRAIN TUMORS. OMFG. Fear ++

As I mow on some jelly beans, I am relishing the fact that I am slowly feeling my teeth rot. It turns out the alternative to my sugar-coated rot-teeth are brain tumors.

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IRAN Denies They’re Getting Rid Of INTERNET For “National Intranet”, Wink!

Iran totally, totally  isn’t going to cut off their peoples from the Internet in lieu of a national intranet. Totally. They’re not winking.

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The Meming of Life: Skateboarding Professor

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Being a total sucka for memes, I thought I would introduce a new series celebrating popular memes as they pop, or just whenever I feel like talking about them. Aside from the fact that memes are google gold, my profound fascination goes much deeper than the cheap thrills of internet popularism. I think there is some intangible esoteric allure that great memes possess.

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The Dude’s High 5’s: Top 5 Musical Mash-ups

For those of you who may know me, you might be shocked to see that I am actually doing a musical High 5. I’m gonna let the rest of you OLers in on a little secret about the Dude. I don’t like music. That’s not to say I hate music. There are some songs I love, but I don’t actively seek out new sounds to expand my horizons like I will with other media. I can’t explain it very well. I think music is intimate, personal. Whereas a movie has 2 hours to win you over, books have a narrative that can drive the imagination, and a TV show has seasons, a song has to grab you and tell a story in minutes. This is probably why I like so few songs. So when I was introduced to the concept of mash-ups, I was perplexed. How could I possible like two songs thrown together when I didn’t really care for either song on their own. I’m not sure, but here they are, my top 5 music mash-ups.

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