J.K. ROWLING Announces NEW BOOK, ‘The Casual Vacancy’, OMFGosh.

Ohhhhhhhhh Potter fans! Slap on a diaper and prepare yourself for this news blast upside your wands. (Doesn’t make sense, I know.) J.K. Rowling has officially announced her next novel.

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New ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: New Stuff, Much Like The Old Stuff

Yet another batch of Prometheus  pictures. This movie and Avengers  are trying to outpace one another in the “Continual Deluge of New Pics of the Same Four Scenes” department.

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PAPERBACK ORGY: The Demolished Man (1953)

Welcome to the paperback orgy, where I ramble about old sci-fi novels in the guise of criticism. In the first installment I rapped about Robert Sheckley’s 1956 comic look at body snatching, Immortality Inc. While that one was nominated for the prestigious Hugo Award for best novel (basically the Academy Award of sci-fi literature), this week’s novel won it. Not only that, but it won the very first Hugo ever. I speak of Alfred Bester’s 1953 puzzlebox, The Demolished Man. It’s notable for winning the inaugural Hugo, but in my opinion it’s even more remarkable to note that the novel has NEVER been adapted into a film. For such a landmark sci-fi novel   (one that has it’s share of suspense and action sequences that would lend itself to film) to never get the Hollywood treatment is nothing but a miracle. That’s not to say people haven’t tried, but I’ll get to that later. First, take off your pants and let’s rap about the almighty Demolished Man.

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‘DIABLO III’ BARBARIAN TRAILER: Smash Things, Eat Drum Sticks. Life ++

G’damnnnnnnnnnnnn, Diablo III  is only a little over a month away. I’m sprung, juiced, and stoked. Here’s a new trailer featuring my preferred class: the shit-smashing Barbarian.

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“Yuri’s Planet” Is Stunning Look At Earth

Yuri Alexseyevich Gagarin was the first human to gaze upon the Grand Blue Marble we call home from space. He did so on this day way back in 1961, and in honor of the anniversary NASA has posted this picture. Damn, it’s a pretty one.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Ain’t No EASTER Without Some Gluttony.

Man, fuck the Easter bunny! Let’s demolish him together here in Views From The Space-Ship!

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Rumor: Is This A ‘GOD OF WAR 4’ Teaser? ANGRY SCREAMS AND BLOOD.

Sony is teasing something  and people seem to think it’s God of War 4  related.

Hit the jump to check it out, leave your guess.

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‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Pics Blow-Out: Bane Rolls Deep & Spandex Everywhere

Here’s a shitload of pictures from The Dark Knight Rises  courtesy of this week’s (I think) Entertainment Weekly. That’s all I got to say. Carry on.

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RON SWANSON x RORSCHACH = Ron Sworschach Tumblr. Yes.

This is the jam  right here. Two genius lads have taken Ron Swanson and his libertarian proclamations of  awesomeness and mashed them up with everyone’s favorite mush-mouthed vigilante Rorschach.

Hit the jump for a few tastes.

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‘MASS EFFECT’ HOODIES Are Gaming Threads Worth Wearing

Talented son of a bitch and  deviantART user  lupodirosso  dropped the thunder this week in the form of some mock-ups for Mass Effect  hoodies. They’re sexy. They’re styling. They’re almost enough to wash the ME3  ending-inflicted  vomit-flecked blood-stains off my walls.

Hit the jump to check them out.

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