‘ANCHORMAN 2’ DETAILS: Custody Battles and Bowling! Uh, Yeah!

Not only is Anchorman 2  happening, but we’re beginning to hear some news about the cash-in. Shit, did I just call it an obvious cash-in for Ferrell now that he can’t seem to churn out a hit? Goddamn right I did!

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As part of the news it of the “Anchorman” sequel it was revealed that collaborators  Adam McKay  and  Will Ferrell  would be pairing on a (presumably fresh) script and speaking recently with  Slate, the director revealed a couple of teasers about where the story may go. “I don’t want to give away too much, but I’ll just give a couple pieces of ideas that we’ve kicked around. Keep in mind we’re still writing the story, but I’ll say one phrase for you: custody battle. I’ll give you that. I’ll give you one other one: bowling for dollars,” McKay said. What does that mean? Who knows, and really, does it matter? It sounds positively normal for the absurd world of Ron Burgundy. But really, it looks like things with Veronica Corningstone don’t end well.

The Action 4 team are all expected to return, and we’d guess there will be innumerable cameos as well. No release date yet for the film, when it does arrive we will celebrate, and there be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises.

Leave me alone. I know when the time comes I won’t have any values, and I’ll chuckle along. I have no spine. No backbone.