‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ – They Fixed BANE’S VOICE & New Images
Here are some Dark Knight Rises goodies upside your dome. Totally new pictures!, plus confirmation that they’ve fixed Bane’s voice.
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HEADHUNTERS: Nordic Thriller Is Like a Vice Grip to the Throat
There was only one film I didn’t make it into at Fantastic Fest last year: the Nordic thriller Headhunters. Even with a press pass, I was left to bleed in the stand-by line. I ended up seeing a Japanese musical-pink film about a cheeky, mythical sea turtle – so, win-win in my book. Graciously, the Florida Film Fest recently screened Headhunters – so I was redeemed. And I was floored. Based on Norwegian crime writer Jo Nesbø‘s novel of the same name, Headhunters is an expertly crafted crime thriller that doesn’t rest on any genre crutches and presents a stylistic, complex look at the well-worn subjects of revenge, insatiable greed, and devotion.
SAMUEL JACKSON and AGENT COULSON Come to MAINSTREAM MARVEL. Groancore.
Marvel foresees a problem. Their little indie flick coming out called Avengers has a character in it named Nick Fury who looks exactly like Samuel L. Jackson. When the aforementioned passion project drops, the three or four people who go from the theater to the comic shop looking for the old Nick Fury funny books (it isn’t going to happen) may get really, really confused when the mainstream character looks nothing like Deep Blue Sea shark-bait. Marvel’s got an answer for that conundrum. It’s just confusing. And stupid.
‘RESIDENT EVIL’ Creator Bringing SURVIVAL HORROR To Bethesda. Cyeah!
Shinji Mikami created Resident Evil and a shitload of other shit, but don’t let that give you the impression he is sitting on his ass. No fucking way! Creators create. After dominating pretty much everything ever in the world the dude is rolling up more survival horror goodness on Bethesda’s dime.
PIXAR Unveils 2013-15 Schedule: DINOSAURS & Mexican Holidays!
Pixar shed some light on their schedule for the next few years a couple of nights ago at CinemaCon. I hadn’t heard of half this shit, but I’m particularly curious about the project that’s way out. Wayyyyyy out! We’re talking 2015.
The Most Highlighted KINDLE Passage Of All Time Is From…’HUNGER GAMES’
The most highlighted Kindle book passage of all time is from…Hunger Games. Yup. I’m not even going to be bitter. I’m not.
EDGAR WRIGHT & SIMON PEGG Have Script For ‘The World’s End’, Fanboy Squee!
By golly, by golly. It appears that the third flick in the Blood and Ice Cream is finally getting ready to be birthed into this world. There’s a script for it, folks! There’s a script.
The Dude’s High 5s: Top 5 Misunderstood Videogame Henchmen
So last week I shat in the pool and started pointing fingers. I get it, some of you were unhappy with my High 5. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, that’s how I like it. This is a melting pot of ideas and opinions.
This week we’re moving into the realm of video games; a realm that I have disgracefully ignored until now. Today it’s about henchmen, specifically the waves and waves of baddies that you as the protagonist dispatch without hesitation. These aren’t the run of the mill bad guys. Perhaps these guys don’t quite deserve the hurting that you put on them. Maybe next time you encounter them, you’ll think a little more and just let them pass.
‘HUMAN CENTIPEDE’ x JESUS Tattoo Mash-Up Is…Confusing.
Nobody believed Carla when she said that she was having a rough go of things, but that day she came into office wearing that v-neck sweater changed everything. They weren’t exactly channeling the spirit of Christ, those lads permanently etched into her chest. They were, however, just as full of shit.
Pixar’s ‘BRAVE’ OFFICIAL TRAILER #4: Nipple Twisters (Yes) & Gorgeous Hair
I don’t know what to make of Brave. On some level I know it’s going to be enjoyable. For certain. Yet trailer after trailer arrives, and I don’t feel anything after watching them. How about you folks? Digging it? Figuring you will dig it?
Watch the trailer and let me know what you think.
