Buy These F**king Comics! – April 25, 2012: Martian Babes and Dinosaur Hunting
Yeah, I’ve been toying with the name of this column for weeks now. I’ll just accept it. Ain’t no one home when it comes to this little installation on Spaceship Omega. Buy These Fucking Comics!, the column where we all share the funny books we’re buying this week. In theory. Most of the time it’s just me pissing into the wind, waiting for a friend. S’all good though. I like pee play, and like many things in life while it isn’t ideal to do it alone, it sure as shit beats not doing it at all.
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Frank Quitely’s Cover To ‘BATMAN INCORPORATED #1’ Is Sexy Rodent Time.
I’ve been quite enjoying the segue from Grant Morrison to Scott Snyder on Batman proper in this post-Flashthing world, so I’m anxious to see how the two of them compliment one another. Whatever the case, I’m totally stoked for another round of Frank Quitely penciling the rodent.
Peter Jackson’s 48fps Preview of ‘THE HOBBIT’ UNDERWHELMS. At Best. Gulp.
Peter Jackson has previewed ten-minutes of The Hobbit for a gaggle of lucky-enoughs, and the results haven’t been very positive. In fact, most found the footage underwhelming. What is really concerning are the reactions by the viewers to the film’s usage of 48fps, which has some pulling out pubes and screaming to the Heavens.
Judge: XBOX 360 Infringes On Some Motorola Patents. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
Judge David Shaw has ruled that the Xbox 360 is like, tots, infringing on some Motorola patents. This is unbelievable! One company encroaching on another’s, hoping the courts will suss it out? What is going on in this world.
‘ANCHORMAN 2’ To Tackle 24-Hour News Cycle, Diversity.
Anchorman 2 is getting underway, and despite the script not being finished we’re learning more and more about what this second dive into the mind of Ron Burgundy will entail.
PEPPERONI PIZZA SWEATSHIRT.
It smelled like grease and I could still feel the skin cells from the corpse I ripped off of coating the inner guts. I didn’t care. I had the pepperoni pizza sweatshirt. I had it. Finally. George would stop laughing now, because when Tina saw me in this son of a bitch her labia would self-lubricate so fast that chaos theory dictated a colossal tsunami in some country that didn’t matter. Shouldn’t matter. Probably didn’t have cable TV there, or McDonald’s, and if those aren’t the tent pole for modern civilization then I don’t know what are.
‘CRYSIS 3’ GAMEPLAY TRAILER: Cause Pretty Graphics Trump Derivation
Has anyone played the Crysis titles? I haven’t. I know they’re really pretty. Maybe even worth a purchase on the (soon to be dead) used game shelf. Yet they seem pretty standard and thus nothing has ever shoved me towards acquiring them. The third title exists, is totally coming out sometime, and now has a trailer.
DROPBOX Goes MEGAUPLOAD With New Feature, A-Nice.
One of the features that had Megaupload on the ropes has come to Dropbox. With but a click of the button you can now share any file in your Dropbox account. Ballin’!
First ‘NINJA TURTLES’ Drawing Up For Auction. Still Teenage, Still Sacred.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The time remaining before Michael Bay’s turd cut ties with his sphincter and casually falls onto the franchise dwindles, and so we must cherish this moments. Let’s hit the wayback machine, and think of when the Ninja Turtles first arrived. Perhaps by buying the original drawing. That’d be nostalgia, aye?
