Cole Hauser Joins ‘A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD’ As Villain; Plus Set Photos!
Confession time: I keep forgetting that there is going to be another Die Hard movie. Like, I’m going to forget it almost immediately after I write this up. I don’t find it to the most egregious of crimes, forgetting a movie that doesn’t need to exist. However let us seize this opportunity of remembrance to pass on some casting news and set photos.
Rebecca Hall Lands ‘IRON MAN 3’ Lead Female Role. Works For Me.
Rebecca Hall was totally pissah in The Town, and now she’s bringing them acting chops to the Marvel Universe. Let us all slow-clap and welcome her to the insanity that is having a role in a geekdom flick.
Buy These F**king Comics! – May 8, 2012: Destroy The Earth, Touch The Animals.
The name is a command, but this jib-joint is a commune. We put on our comfy clothes. Right now I’m wearing sweatpants, black socks, a cheesy pop culture t-shirt. We sit in a circle. Capri Sun will be given to all. Then we talk about the comic books we’re buying this week. Sharing is caring. No belligerence, no snark. Rub my belly. It’s warm, isn’t it? That’s because it is powered by my love for you, my comic book brethren. If you can’t keep the PMA you’ll be jettisoned to the dungeon, to dick-wrestle labia monsters with teeth and ill intent.
Don’t know what comics are coming out? Here’s a list.
Rumor: ‘DEAD SPACE 3’ To Feature Co-Op. This Is F**King Dumb.
How do you take the best science-fiction horror game going right now and shit efficiently on its premise? Shoehorn a fucking co-op mode into it. This is so fucking dumb.
CHARLES BURNS’ Sequel to ‘X’ed Out’ Dropping In October
Charles Burns’ X’ed Out was one of the more fantastic funny books to drop in 2010. It was also promised to be the first in a trilogy, and then there was silence. Silence everywhere on the Western Front! Good news, folks. We’re getting the second installment this October.
PRINCESS LEIA HOODIE, Complete With Buns. Hell Yeah.
Now, the question begins: do I shirk gender roles and buy this shit for myself, or buy it and beg my girlfriend into wearing it? (To be fair she’d be down like the clown for this.)
Hit the jump to check it out.
First Look At J.J. Abrams’ POST-APOCALYPTIC SHOW ‘REVOLUTION’. Wait For Time Travel.
Here’s the first look at J.J. Abram’s new show Revolution. The son of a bitch takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, and I would like to see the Vegas line on whether or not it has time travel.
GERMAN PIRATE PARTY Wins Seats In Third Regional Election. Winning.
Pretty ridiculous, you know. In a futuro-awesomeness sort of way. The German Pirate Party is actually winning seats.
EA Spending $80 Million On NEXT-GEN DEVELOPMENT In Upcoming Year
The next-generation is coming! Batten down your hatches! Nothing is safe. You know we’re all fucked proper in this current generation when the Electronic Arts Pig Machine begins dumping the mad money into the future consoles.
Marvel Goes DIGITAL EXCLUSIVE With COMIXOLOGY
Marvel is going ahead and locking up their digital comic book distributor, working exclusively with comiXology from here on in. Note that this is for single-issue. A worthy detail to appreciate.\













