Cosplay: Lady Captain America BODY PAINT Gets My Stars Spangled. (NSFW?)

It’s Friday. Midday here on the Eastern portion of the United States. Dammit, we’ve earned  this! The lovely  Samantha Star   is all did up in Captain America body paint and all of a sudden the looming weekend seems a bit closer.

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IMAGE: If You Put All The Water On Earth In One Place. Scale Swoon ++

What would it look like if you put all the water on Earth in one place? Hint: it would look like you should stop watering your fucking lawn so much, you swine. No seriously, it’s pretty goddamn impressive(ly small).

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Robert Pattinson Recreates Scenes From CRONENBERG’S VIDEODROME & SCANNERS. The Ill Na-Na.

Listen Robert Pattinson you seem like you got yourself some acting chops. Imma forgive you for starring in Vampire Cinematic Pukepile  just based on the fact that you’re doing a Cronenberg flick, and even upgrade you to dope status for these pictures. Duder recreated scenes from two of my faves Videodrome  and Scanners. How can I hate on that? I can’t. I won’t.

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‘EVE ONLINE’ Developer Sends Its Players To Space; Sort Of. IT’S RAD.

EVE Online  is one daunting ass community that I admire from a far. Motherfuckers be trashing each other’s lives with subterfuge on the regular, and that sort of thing would push me over the ledge. I’m already teetering. It ain’t all backstabbing and plotting though, as the community is tight-knit and the developer often respects these dedicated bastards. This week the game’s developer CCP sent its players to space.

Sort of.

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More ‘PROMETHEUS’ IMAGES. ALL THE TIME.

Phew. I was frightened. We hadn’t been blasted across the nips with Prometheus  images in like, a day. Maybe even two. Here’s some off the digi-presses, courtesy of Advertisement (Entertainment) Weekly.

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NBC HAS RENEWED ‘COMMUNITY’, PRAISE YOUR DEITY OF CHOICE.

NBC has renewed Community. This feels so fucking good.

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MEGAUPLOAD Founder Kim Dotcom Plans Documentary, Biography and More.

Kim Dotcom is the founder of Megaupload. He’s also a douchebag of colossal measurements (Google him). On top of that though, he’s quite the modern day character, from how he forged his platinum bank account to how he has lived his life. Now if he has anything to say about it, we’re going to be experiencing the Dotcom in a myriad of ways.

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Florida Dude In UNDERWEAR Stabs Computer With SAMURAI Sword As Police Search For Child Porn.

I’m not going to call this “cool”, because if you’re rocking child porn you need to be put away. However this forthcoming scene depicted is certainly out of its mind.

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Dude Forges His Own Wedding Band OUT OF A METEORITE. Space Swag.

This man is a hero to us all. In your darkest moments, drink deep the fact that such an individual exists and ask yourself what he would do. Who is this gentleman? He is the  Redditor “laporkenstein”, and he forged his own wedding band out of space rock.

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Microsoft Patents Controller That IDENTIFIES Who Is Holding It. Futurism ++

In the next future, with the Robot Apocalypse approaching, nowhere will be safe for us. As the robots crunch our skulls and drink our blood (they will convert it into a bio-fuel of sorts), we won’t even be able to play one last game of Halo  before the Recknoning. Our own goddamn consoles will be able to identify us, just by us holding our controller.

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