Florida Dude In UNDERWEAR Stabs Computer With SAMURAI Sword As Police Search For Child Porn.

I’m not going to call this “cool”, because if you’re rocking child porn you need to be put away. However this forthcoming scene depicted is certainly out of its mind.

Boing Boing:

The  lede from a  Miami Herald  article  surely beats all other ledes you reads this week:

A Florida man stabbed his computer with a Samurai sword after being accused of downloading kiddie porn. He was in his underwear when he did it.

Kamil Mezalka, 21 stabbed his hard drive with a two-handed sword after police stormed his home looking for evidence of his alleged downloading hundreds of child-pornographic files, according to an arrest affidavit. (…) Mezalka came out of a second-floor bedroom in his underwear when police entered his home near Daytona Beach. He then ran to stab his computer.

A dude bombing around in his underwear holding a samurai sword impales his computer with said weapon of death to stave off a police raid. Unreal.