‘METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE’ TRAILER: CUT THINGS. A LOT OF THEM.
E3 is coming, and before it arrives it seems intent on dropping mad trailers on our skulls. Mad trailers! (Suburban hustle right here) The latest game to get a trailer is Metal Gear Rising: You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me That’s Not A Word, and the trailer itself seems pretty fucking awful. I love it.
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‘LOOPER’ UK Poster Gets All Thematic On Our Asses
Here’s the UK poster for Rian Johnson’s upcoming mind-twisting science-fiction flick Looper.
ACTA Getting Slapped Down In The EU, Sanity Prevailing?
You all know ACTA. Or if you don’t, you now do. There is a batch of good news regarding the fate of this secretive machination writing in treaty form. Three European Parliament committees have given the son of a bitch a slap down. Sanity, get!
Cosplay: This BLACK WIDOW Ain’t Scarlett Johansson, But She Is A Bust. Puns. Puns Ahoy.
It’s Friday. Friday! Short week, and now its ending. So no one, no one will blame you for retiring to the rest room for a few moments after viewing this wondrous Black Widow cosplay. You earned it, folks. You earned it.
‘EARTH 2’ WRITER James Robinson: Alan Scott Won’t Be The Only Gay Character In Earth 2. I’d Hope Not.
Alan Scott is the prominent character that DC is introducing into New 52 continuity as gay. The original Green Lantern! Neat? It all sort of feels like a cop out to me, plastering this announcement everywhere and then finding out its a dude 70% of pop culture doesn’t know. Writer of Earth 2 James Robinson was discussing all of this with The Advocate when he revealed the obvious (?), that Alan Scott won’t be the only gay character.
‘TOMB RAIDER’ TRAILER: Steal ‘UNCHARTED’, Steal ‘HUNGER GAMES’, Cross Fingers.
Tomb Raider is getting rebooted, and its makers are culling from burning pots of cultural gravitas. There ain’t much better a way of making Ms. Croft relevant again than by taking everything Uncharted and smashing it as hard as you can into Hunger Games. Over and over and over again, until you have some misshaped though potentially entertaining monster.
Dude Cosplays As Hulk, Promptly Can’t Get Rid Of Green Skin. Gamma Rays Are A Bitch.
Paulo Henrique dos Santo decided to cosplay as the Hulk. What he didn’t consider is that when you wrangle with the Hulking Green Bastard, there are repercussions. Now the dude is straight chilling with green skin, incapable of taming the beast.
‘DRIVE’ Director Nicolas Winding Refn May Direct ‘BUTTON MAN: THE KILLING GAME’, More Masculine Smolder INC.
Even though the majority of Bovine America largely ignored Drive, its director Nicolas Winding Refn is the hotness. Bro is making moves and accumulating projects. The latest may be Button Man: The Killing Game, a movie whose name is as cumbersome as its premise is dope.
Korean Government Raids BLIZZARD Over ‘DIABLO 3’ Complaints. Amazing.
Man, fuck Error 37! It’s dog crap. Hogwash. I wish someone would totally do something about it. Like what? I don’t know, maybe raid Blizzard’s office or something.
New ‘STAR WARS’ Game Is Called ‘STAR WARS: 1313’, We All Yawn.
Remember when I told you how like every iteration of Star Wars 1313 was registered as a domain name? Well, now we know what all of those registrations shall be be for. New Star Wars game! Wee! ‘Cause the last whatever how many since KOTOR haven’t been mediocre enough for us.
