#Video Games

Rumor: ‘Beyond Good & Evil 2’ being funded by Nintendo for Nintendo NX

Beyond Good & Evil 2

Despite all my posturing, annoyance, and lip-smacking stupidity, I’m going to end up getting a Nintendo NX at some point. If only for what is guaranteed to be AAA titles from Nintendo themselves. But a niche sequel to one of my favorite games of all time? That’ll excite me, too. I don’t think it’ll gain Nintendo back many of the casual fans, but for hardcore ding dongs like me? Palms sweating.

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‘Mass Effect Andromeda’ delayed until Q1 2017

‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ E3 Announce Trailer: Dropping in 2016

What the fuck. Like, *the game* I was sweating this year.

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Mint-condition of ‘Harvest Moon’ for SNES sells for record amount

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Oh man. Them SNES games are starting to collect themselves a pretty penny on the open market, especially if they’re mint.

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‘Uncharted 4’ delayed *another two weeks*, dropping May 10

Uncharted 4

Naughty Dog says the FUCKING LATEST delay for Uncharted 4 is due to physical manufacturing demands. But man, with all the murmurings about the title’s production problems, staff departures, that sort of shit? And all the delays? I’m worried.

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Microsoft’s Xbox Chief teases console hardware upgrades for XB1

Next Xbox One Update brings ability to buy Xbox 360 games, 16-person party chat

Steve Ballmer is ready.

Might as well go back to back on current generation console updates. Back to backkk.

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Next ‘PlayStation 4’ update will let you play PS4 games on yours Windows PC or Mac

PlayStation Mania.

Woah. Pretty fucking cool. I’m not actually sure the mechanics of this — is it a program you’ll download? I know the answer is out there, and I’m too lazy to Google it. But this sounds rad.

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Leak: Nintendo NX dropping in *2016* with ‘Legend of Zelda Wii U’ as its Launch Title

zelda

Man. I’m so fucking torn. Legend of Zelda Wii U was supposed to be my fucking jam on…Wii U. They’ve delayed it, delayed it, delayed it. And now! Now the motherfucker is going to be the launch title for the early-in-this-generation-cycle launching Nintendo DX? What the fuck! I ain’t had my Wii U for more than a year! But! At the same time, a new Legend of Zelda game. Do I buy this system or nah? OR NAH, OR YES? FUCK. Wait. It’s launching on the Wii U at the same time? This fucking complicates things more! Am I happy that it’s still coming out for the Wii U? Or am I furious that they’ve clearly been delaying it so it can also be a launch title for the fucking here-already NX? Fuck!

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Ubisoft attempting to prevent hostile takeover by Vivendi (former Activision owners)

Watch Dogs

Corporate warfare! Intrigue! Espionage…? I don’t know. I’m trying to make a tenuous connection between the games Ubisoft produces and its potential hostile takeover by Vivendi. But truthfully, I’m rushing, and lazy as usual.

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Nintendo reveals ‘Pokémon Sun’ and ‘Pokémon Moon’ for the Nintendo 3DS

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I’m really, sort of, really feeling lately like I should play a Pokémon game. They seem addictive, RPGish, and generally fun. That said, I know fucking nothing about them. Like, why do they reveal two of the games at the same time, seemingly all the time? Do you need to buy both? Do they each offer different things? Someone teach me.

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