#Video Games
‘Alan Wake’s Return’ has been trademarked by Remedy Entertainment
Man. This is so good (for me) because Alan Wake was amazing (for me). And while Quantum Break looks so fucking dumb (to me), I’m stoked that it appears they’re following it up at some point (maybe, to me) with a new Alan Wake game. Oh what a day, what a lovely day (for me). Or, it’s just a cover-your-ass trademark registration, or prank, which would be devastating (for me).
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‘Fallout 4’ Official Mod Tools coming in April to PC, XB1 in May, PS4 in June
Fallout 4‘s official mod tools have been in the works for a bit now. The lack of official support hasn’t stopped PC users from providing their own wonderful mods, but slime-race, console dickheads like myself have been made to suffer.
Mistwalker reveals new project partnering with Silicon Studio (‘Bravely Default’)
Oh man. The mind behind Final Fantasy and the minds behind Bravely Default are teaming up. What the fuck does this mean?! Probably a dope ass game that I’ll never play!
‘BioShock: The Collection’ Rated In Brazil; Can I Just Buy The First?
BioShock is getting a collection, according to the Brazilian advisory board. 1) Can I just bought the original game in HD? No, that isn’t a “collection” — oh, okay. 2) When the fuck are we getting an HD Mass Effect collection? Christ.
‘Fallout 4’ named Game of the Year at DICE Awards
Remember. This is how award shows work: if they confirm a feeling of yours, they’re awesome. If they deny a feeling of yours, who gives a fuck about dumb political award hows.
DICE Awards? Clearly awesome.
‘Jet Set Radio’ and ‘Golden Axe’ are currently free on Steam
Man. My kingdom for another Jet Set Radio. You may be asking, and I will tell you: my Kingdom is a collection of Pepsi Max cans, various Funk POP! collectibles, and three pairs of heavily-used underwear. It seems like a square deal, no? But for those of you looking to hold out in different ways, perhaps downloading Jet Set Radio for free on Steam.
Hideo Kojima and Norman Reedus (‘The Walking Dead’) reunite; game collab back on?
Hideo Kojima, Guillermo del Toro, and Norman Reedus were set to fucking rock with Silent Hills. Then Konami decided firing their auteur and gaming legend was the way to do, Silent Hills died, and Norman Reedus went into the ether. But maybe, maybe a collaboration is back on.
