#Video Games
‘Death Stranding’ Trailer: Del Toro and Mikkelsen Go Full Kojima
Hideo Kojima dropped a new trailer tonight for his next game, Death Stranding. It uh, makes very little sense, and features tentacles, Guillermo del Toro, and Mads Mikkelsen. I’m fucking pumped.
Nintendo Holding “Hands-On” Switch Event In New York On January 13
Nintendo is unveiling the fuck out of the Switch in Japan on January 12. Yes, yes they are. However, they’re also following that event up a day later, with a “hands-on” event in New York.
‘Stardew Valley’ Is Dropping On Consoles In December
Stardew Valley hit the PC earlier this year, inviting many people to waste their time in a gorgeous Harvest Moon-esque world. Now starting in December, console owners will be able to ruin their lives too with this addictive simulator.
Rumor: ‘Marvel vs. Capcom 4’ Is Arriving In 2017
This past weekend saw the Marvel vs. Capcom 4 rumors hit a crescendo. And now if sources are to be believed, nebulous, nebulous sources, all those murmurings weren’t without merit. That’s right, fuckers. The game is arriving next year.
Huge ‘No Man’s Sky’ Update Released With New Features And Modes
A major, major No Man’s Sky update has gone live on PS4 with a PC version dropping shortly. This update ain’t some sparse, pithy bullshit. Naw, it’s got new modes, features, and bug fixes. With promises of more! More!
‘No Man’s Sky’ Developers Break Silence, Announce “Foundation Update”
Apparently the minds behind No Man’s Sky felt like showing some Thanksgiving gratitude towards the thousands upon thousands of gamers who bought their title. ‘Cause the quiet-as-death studio broke its longstanding silence today to announce a “Foundation Update” that will lay the…uh…foundation for base building.
‘Dishonored 2’ Impressions: Assassinations in Style
I’ve put a good 10 hours into Dishonored 2, so I finally feel like I can give a real first impression.
Let me say up front, I come into this franchise having not played the first game. (stealth kill me, I know!)
What immediately drew me to this game was a female protagonist. Play a female assassin in a Bioshockesque aesthetic while performing gorgeous murder death kills? YES PLZ. After watching the first gameplay trailer, I knew I had to give it a spin.
Remedy Is Announcing New Game Soon. Please, New ‘Alan Wake’
Remedy is about to announced a new game, according to their Lead Czar. If there is any justice (for me, selfish me!), it’ll be a proper sequel to Alan Wake. #MakeAlanWakeAgain. I know, I know, I know they’ve said it isn’t going to be Alan Wake 2. Whatever. Whatever!
‘Justice League Dark’ Trailer: Take A Walk On The R-Rated Dark Side
Yeah, I don’t know. Here’s the Justice League Dark trailer, and it’s, okay? Sort of feels like more DC tryhard grimdark bullcrap, but maybe that’s me. What do you think of it?
