#Video Games
‘Metroid Prime 4’ is being developed by Bandai Namco Singapore and that is concerning, right?
Who the fuck are Bandai Namco Singapore? And why the fuck are they handling the next installment in the beloved Metroid Prime franchise, eh?
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Report: ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 4’ is dropping this year but the zeitgeist has moved on
It’s weird. Call of Duty still sells really fucking well. But, no one gives a fuck about it compared to PUBG and Fornite. Additionally, it sells really fucking well, but not nearly as much as it used to. Thus, it is sort of this franchise that is both completely irrelevant, and still a (diminishing) cash cow.
‘World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth’ dropping this summer and god dammit I’m buying it
As I’ve intimated elsewhere on this site, I’ve, been playing a lot of WoW lately. It’s a sort of nice, almost zen-like reprieve from the world every evening. Not raiding, not doing much, just picking up loot and talking with old friends. So, inconceivable even a year ago, I’m actively sweating a World of Warcraft expansion pack.
Rumor: BioWare’s ‘Anthem’ is probably delayed until 2019, so we all know how this is probably going to go
Yesterday, Kotaku dropped an expose about BioWare’s upcoming game Anthem. Nestled within the story was the news that the game is delayed until 2019. But wait, it gets better! The title must also be released no later than March of that year, due to fiscal calendars and shit. Oh, Electronic Arts. Masters of setting studios up to fail.
‘God of War’ Story Trailer: Norse Deicide Is Officially Arriving On April 20
Holy fuck! God of War is hitting the PlayStation 4 soon. Like, way soon. Like, April. Man, I had no idea it was dropping with such immediacy, but goddamn I’m stoked.
Square Enix hires Yuji Naka, the dude who created Sonic the Hedgehog
Folks, I’m going to level with you. I had no idea Yuji Naka was still making video games. This is despite really loving Sonic, NiGHTS, and sort of admiring Burning Rangers. But, dude is still here. Making games. Now apparently, making games with Square Enix.
‘Dark Souls: Remastered’ coming to PS4, XB1, PC, and Switch. Experience the original beatdown, again
The original Dark Souls is coming to this generation’s consoles, friends. And it’s bringing all of its cruelty, reward, and violence with a new coat of paint.
Nintendo Switch has become the fastest selling console* ever in the United States
Man, Switch ain’t fucking around. According to the TabulatorWizards over at Nintendo, it’s the fastest selling console* ever in the United States. This news is pretty impressive on multiple fronts. First, the sales are impressive. Second, that they’ve bamboozled so many people into thinking a handheld with an HDMI port is a console is impressive.
Nintendo planning to sell 20 million more Switch units next year. And shit, I believe ’em
Nintendo is aiming to sell 20 million more Switch units next year. With the way the motherfuckers are selling, especially with the ramped up production, I can’t help but think they’re going to pull it off.
Nintendo Switch has sold 10 million units in only nine fucking months. I say goddamn!
The Nintendo Switch is selling like goddamn gangbusters, buoyed by two of the top reviewed games of the year. Like, it is really selling like gangbusters.
